Monday 18 June 2007
Run: 1206 sequentially from squirel’s scribbles but 1145 from my notes
Venue: Mother Immoral’s house
Running Hares: Bunny
Walking hare: Beg’nforit and Mother Immoral
This week’s scribbles is brought to you by Laura who is filling in while Squirel is visiting mummy. Good number of people turned up despite this being the start of the season of vacations. This week’s run was “bloody long” but the walk was satisfying as “even tulips could do it”.
Announcments:
Mis-management meeting on Thursday at Wet Dream and Boogie Boobs house at 6 or 8 PM both were mentioned. Chickenshit enquired about any parties this week/weekend. And Shithold announced that Boogie Boobs wanted to know if there was anyone interested in a 4 man goat for the goat races. It was discuss that a good strategy for getting your goat to win was to fill it with beans but then this strategy was disregarded as it would just make the goat gassy and a firey farter. Nasty Pasty told Shithole, “Don’t chat the bloody goats up.” To which Pinocio said “Yee-Ha”.
At this point Jesus took over the duties of Religious Advisor from Shithole.
Returnees were:
- Diana
- Ann
- and others...
Next the Virgins were introduced. Addy was brought by “some blond chick” who turned out to be Chickenshit. Beg’n’forit brought Charles. And I forgot who brought Monica but she was from Arusha which launched us into a long rendition of Arusha-sha-sha Singing in the Rain. Saint Nick nominated someone (sorry, didn’t catch his name) as a hash hero because he hadn’t hashed in over 12 years but he still remembered the words to the song. And Tulip was also a hash hero for singing with such a remarkably loud and high pitch.
It was quite important for some reason or another to celebrate Steve for living in a block of flats...?...
We then turned our attention to Mother Immoral for picking up a man on the Hash despite, as it was pointed out, that there is no shagging on the hash. She gave some long convoluted story about shagging.
Next Hash is at Tulip and Late Commer’s house (just 5 houses up from Chickenshit’s house).
It was then decided that it was time to give Jackie, who has been on numerous hashes, a hash name. There were 4 suggestions:
- Dinner’s Ready
- Thong
- Short Boxer
- She’s 2 Young
And the name that was selected..... *** She’s 2 Young ***
Lastly, it was time to nominate a hash shit. Jesus was nominated for looking good in the trousers, Bunny for doubling back on the run as the hare and for taking Jesus off paper, Mother Immoral for being at the wrong place at the wrong time, and Beg’nforit for setting the hash. The winner of this run’s Hash Shit was Bunny!
And so the circle broke and we all dove into pasta dinner.
On on