Monday 21 May 2007
Run: 1202
Venue: Mother Immoral’s abode
Hares: Boxer, Tiny Sausage, and Mother Immoral

HASH ADVERT, BECAUSE YOUR HASH NEEDS .... YOU

You may have noticed Trailmaster Boxer’s name appearing frequently in the hares list at the top of these epistles. This is not because he pays me, or because he is The Trailmaster, this is because he is actually setting runs on behalf of slothfull hashers with nothing better to do with their lives than work and spend time with their family. The receding hareline needs both hosts and hares. Help out Boxer - come forward and be recognised as a hash hero(ine) - lay a trail to lead a pack of ungrateful morons around in a wonky circle and then let them drink and eat food at your house or favorite bar/ restaurant - what more meaningful method could there be to contribute to life’s great mosaic.

So, the real run after.

If you missed the relay and afterrun this may come as a shock, but a third run in three days (actually fourth, fifth or even sixth for some of the FRBs) was not a pleasing thought to some pathetic wimps. But we overcame and we fronted up and we ran/walked as was our want. And, being Boxer, the trail was good, with few mud lakes or rutted hills to hold back the pack - joy, oh joy, never a swamp or river bed to be seen.

Announcements were kept brief by the GM, after he persuaded the jaded pack to get off their backsides and circle up.
- The Bagomoyo losers were graciously offered a compensatory down down by the Wet Dream team;
- MrS further expounded upon the Zanzibar hash, which now has a limited number of places available so get in quick and email Boogie Boobs to book;
-the next run will be at the DYC beach banda or somewhere near there?? hosted by Frozen Assets and Tanya;
-Pinochio lost a pink bike over the weekend and will pay the finders 2008 Bagomoyo Relay fees as a reward for info leading to its recovery.

BothWays turned up after the run and took over as RA (in civies and not a drop of sweat or mud to be seen - ‘I ask you, whats this hash coming too’ quote from MrS). The hares were rewarded for their efforts in setting two runs and a walk to accommodate all degrees of broken spirit and tired muscles. The reigning hash shit and an innocent virgin were paired up in the circle becuase BothWays thought he was sexless on the run and needed help, and she was a virgin - nuff said. Frozen Assets was called upon to explain the down down system to the hapless virgin, who introduced herself as Roxanne and was brought along by Wet Dream.
BothWays also got carried away with school personnel who may or may not be hashers named Jasper - leading to a rendering of ‘She’s a most Immoral Lady’ for Mother Immoral’s benefit.

The GM took back the circle and immediately recalled BothWays and also Sushi, who both arrived late and were inappropriately dressed in ‘not the hash’ gear ... down down down.

HashShit from the previous Monday run was given the privilege of not being de-throned over the weekend. Much too much opportunity for our famed regalia and his status position to be exported never to be seen again. Who WAS HashShit you may well ask. Well the harriettes all remembered the ‘swooping tiger’ as a sexual position - the token male in last weeks nominations, whose claim to virginity was openly questioned by not a few of the lustful ladies.

The reigning hash shit announced his imminent departure for southern countries (much to the chagrin of many harriettes) and nominations for a replacement were sought. Only Diana (with an A please) found favour with the pack (for Alcohol Abuse - with A’s) and she was duly accepted as the new incumbent hash shit.

Swing Low and on on food completed the proceedings.

Don’t miss the Yacht Club run next Monday - just get off your beach bed and join the pack.

ON ON

Squire L
Scribe to the DarHHH