Monday 14 May 2007
Run: 1199
Venue: Knight Riders abode, Mikocheni
Hares: Knight Rider, Boxer and Frozen Assets

It gets harder and harder writing this rubbish .... drivel about idiots running to feel they deserve a beer ... what can you say.

Mikocheni traffic had it’s usual effect and the run set off later than usual, and what with the loooong trail set by the ruuuunnnnning hares, there were quite a few short cutters before the hardy few made it back to the on in in darkness to drip sweat and imbibe liquid refreshment in bulk. The conditions reminded Mr Sh’ole of falling down a manhole and being named on a previous Mikocheni run in the dark.

Bombastic toasted the hares as Knight runners!!

Wet Dream set off the circle proper with Park’n’Ride and Boogie Boobs giving a Bagomoyo update - 8 teams including one from Nairobi and one from Arusha, the route is off tarmac after Dar and has 18 stages - about 150 participants will make this the biggest ever. BagSub to meet again on Wed at 6pm at GMs house.

Mr S and Nasty Pasty have refined the Zanzibar run on 9 and 10 June. Costs are coming down as numbers increase (8 definites signed up so far) and discounts are being given.

Trailmaster Boxer gave lessons in the down down words for the less voluble of the circle, before announcing next Mondays run at Mother Immoral’s house on the peninsula.

The GM noted some serious misdemeanours during the run: Boogie Boobs was seen encouraging Nasty Pasty to buy clothing from a convenient duka; and Park’n’Ride was seen to purchase a phone card. They claimed retail therapy works well, but enjoyed a down down anyway.

Yet again our missing RA was substituted at zero notice by the gallant MrS, and he drew the theme out by calling in Tiny Sausage for saving the running pack from a terrible fate as the horrible Knight Rider enticed hapless runners further into the darkened corners of Mikocheni to discover previously unknown holes and pits and puddles. T.S. bravely scorned the danger and led the short cutters home safely in the failing light, leaving the idiot few to persevere. It later transpired that Bum Titty followed the GM and was therefore ‘saved’ even sooner - not that Wet Dream would ever short cut.

The single virgin caused excitement amongst the harriettes as Julian from Malaysia claimed his favourite sexual position to be the ‘swooping tiger’. PnR wanted an immediate demonstration but was restrained by MrS (who personally was confused by a further variation on missionary and doggie style). No visitors made it to the depths of Mikocheni, and only a couple of boring ‘departees’ who would not make the Bagomoyo run.

So, on to the HashShit stakes. Frozen Assets had womanfully conducted her position as alternate hash shit, but forgot the toilet seat and so was nominated again by MrS; Tanya was accused of sexual harrassment (but of who I don’t know); Nasty Pasty of encouraging other hashers to shop on the run; the complete Pinochio’s angels harum scarums (presumably because only one of them where there); Knight Rider for being a bastard hare: and then Julian ‘Swooping Tiger’ to be the token male at the harriettes request (what does this make Knight Rider ??). The RA lost control at this point and the harriettes sang the down down for themselves and left Julian to don the mini skirt and fashion tights, which he did with great aplomb.

Wet Dream took over to complete the formalities with the hash hymn and on on food, before settling in for a quiet little drink.

See you at 6.30 am !!!!! at St Peters / Little Theatre on Saturday 19th for the Bagomoyo run start. I’ve seen some of the trail and it will be FUN.

ON ON

Squire L
Scribe to the Hash