Hash # 1402

GM: Cockroach

RA: Jesus

Scribe: Shark Killer

Hares: Wanderlust, Hash Dance

According to Squirrel, the hilly run had almost as many checks as Saturday, and nobody got lost.

The Trailmistress, Nuts for Love said the 1403 run would be at a secret location, so we’ll have to check to website at the nth hour and hopefully it won’t be down.

Shark Killer made 2 announcements, about there being auditions for wizard of the oz, I mean the wizard of oz on Saturday 16th Oct at the Little Theatre and also Quiz night on the same date, both announcements being wrong as both events are on Friday, 15th Oct – and no, nobody had given her vodka down downs before she made the announcements.

Campbed and Spits are having a going away party on 23rd Oct at their place, and it turns out that is also Shark Killer’s birthday. 25th October will be Campbed’s and Spits’ last hash.

Tiny Sausage is having an anniversary hash at Mbezi on Saturday 6th November morning for 1 year since the opening of his car shop.

Dominatrix left her beer cooler (with no beer in it, thankfully – or she would have been banned from the hash for disrespect towards beer) at the beach on Sunday, along with Charlie’s little pink shoes. The hash inherited an unclaimed mug as a down down beer cup and nobody claimed a thong that was left behind as well. We think it belonged to candy blower, because she was knicker-less on the Saturday night.

The Guest RA from Kampala who runs like a woman and wears a bra and doesn’t know where his bum and titties are, immediately called on BOB for nearly knocking 3 people off their bikes, and Just John for trying to slide down the barrister at slipway.

Shaggy haggis, who doesn’t usually get noticed was called upon for being late, and then running part, driving part and walking part of the run. He was also nominated for hash shit for the same reason, but it turned out he was a hash hero since he went to get beer.

There were absolutely NO virgins at all – what are young people today coming to! (well, certainly not by themselves)

Returnees included Gary Glitter, Dodgy Dick, Muff Diver, Kate, Knight Rider, Boxer, Close Encounters and Just Gabriel.

Departees included Gary Glitter, BOB, Panty pockets, Muff Diver (who just wanted a down down again), Flatulence (who also doesn’t usually get noticed and will be in Sunny Scotland – but he’s trying to get out of it because he doesn’t want to get sun burnt), and outlaw.

Nominations for hash shit were Shaggy, Shark Killer for abusing her power as guest scribe, Dodgy Dick for smoking in the circle, Cat in the Hat for being, well, himself, Knight Rider for being confused about his sexuality and Just Ryan for talking during the entire circle, and not even to a woman. There was a clear winner – Knight Rider! He donned the hash shit gear including the blonde hair – well brown with the mixture of mud and beer, and led us the long, wrong way to the food.

On on

Shark Killer