Hash Trash 4 October 2010

Hash number 1399 (getting very close to a round figure)

Hares for the run: Cat in the Hat & Nuts 4 Luv

Hares for the walk: Spitz’ Swallow and Jesus

From Cat in the Hat’s house

GM: Cockroach

RA: the Candy Man.

Hares’ judgement time:

A bunch of happy walkers in full bloom commented on “a short one” which went well and kept them all together. This confirmed that size doesn’t really matter provided one knows how to use it. Other hashers wished they had been on the walk.

Announcements:

- The 1400th run will be this weekend at the Boogie boobs and Wet Dream resort, South Beach , 41 km from the ferry. The way will be marked with paper from Amani beach and painted DH3 signs. The run will start at 4pm, so better leave Dar by 1pm to be in time. And there will be a surprise at 10 to 10 on the 10-10-10. Lifts required please email Cockroach simonpbugg at yahoo.com also those offering lifts.

Shark Killer wants to share a tent and despite some interested bidders, she will end up in Head Gasket’s family tent.

- Next Monday’s Hash will be hosted by two lovely ladies, aka Wonderlust & Hashdance somewhere near Slipway.

- Little Theatre Bal has been postponed until further notice, faute de combatants

- 30 October: Halloween party at the Little Theatre.

- 6 November: Guy Fox party at the Police officers’ mess

- 6 November: Marines’ Ball at the Mövenpick. Tickets are on sale at the US Embassy.

- Nothing about the Indian New Year’s fire works L

Be prepared to be good and give to charities:

- There’s gonna be a Sunday morning run some day, for the benefit of the disabled children of the Salvation army

- And of course the already highly publicized Wild Thing sponsored project that will receive support from the Halloween party. And do keep your fancy outfits for a Fancy dress run on November 1st.

For those who like tiny balls, Europe has won the Ryder Cup but some Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom friends tried to pretend that the US had won. There was a mini beer cup and I don’t recall who won, sorry, I was too absorbed by the Cat exhibiting his chest.

Our beloved R.A. condemned the forgetful bastards (I forgot who, sorry, was probably still in shock), the late coming bastards (Desparate, Bombastic, Late Cummer, Easy Let, Shark Killer, etc. ) and the fashion victims (Shark Killer again, Jesus, No name, Saddle Sore, Easy Let and yours truly): Ladies, be ready for a warm Safari if you don’t cover the bumps in your Hash tee shirts.

Kiligodo was lauded as the best singer but he needs to learn the end of the song for next Hash.

Returnees included Injured Jonahtan, Spare and Banzai. The Hash hero was Jonathan for getting injured from too much sex (??) – How did he hurt his legs? Can we get him back in the circle for a demonstration please?

Those who dared announcing they would not go to the 1400th run bouhhhh!!!!!!!!!: Panty Scottish, Foxy, Saddlesore – too busy riding MLP, Bob the tight git, Spare - who’ll be cooking the Swedish Chef, and Nuts 4 Luv & Mancuff who can’t find the venue (dum dum dum dum dum dum).

Ah, and the virgins of the week were: Atipa Omani, from Mafia, who came via the football connection and likes doggy style; Harry from Ghana, who was brought by Ed Gasket and likes doggy style too; Jane from Oregon, who was brought by nobody, or, she meant Cat in the Hat, likes the kitten style or whatever; Sheryl from Botswana boosted our RA’s ego when he felt like Sherlock because he found out who had made her come to the Hash. There was also Drew from Botswana , who enjoyed the 69; and Göttögöttösthing from Finland , who likes it as open as possible (ahah! There we go! Perhaps that’s how Jonathan hurt his leg …. Call me Sherlock!°). Finally, Kevin, from Canada , likes doggy style so they can both watch the hockey game.

Happy Hashy Birthday to Fully Fitted!

Just John shall from now on be called One Pump Chump.

A last minute sponsor for the 1400th is DT Dobbie.

Squirrel happily handed over the Hash shit gear to his successorssss. (There seem to be two, hence the sssssss): Spits’ Swallow was nominated for having broken the triple and run away with it – bouhhhhh!!!!. And One pump chump for listening to his music during the run two weeks in a raw – bouh toooooooo!!!. In a bit of a chaos, it seems that One pump chump will be Hash shit next Monday but we have a mystery hasher who will take the Hash gear to wear during the 1400 weekend.

Virgins swung low and went for (no) food.

On On!

Foxy Pussy