Hash # 1398
GM: Cockroach
RA: Candy Man
Hares: Horni Goat, Flatulence, Shaggy Haggis

After an achingly long run (declared to be “too Flat” by Jesus) and a “Well Directed” walk (as described by Saddle Sore) the circle got down to business. Those Hashers feeling chilled by the nippy Dar es Salaam night huddled up near the brais which were in full blaze.

Announcements were many and detailed:

Saddle Sore reminded us all about the Little Theatre fancy dress party on Oct 30, Hosted by Wild Things Safaris, proceeds to charity. Kiddies come early for games, dancing and live music from the Band with No Name late. She mentioned something called a Ducky Lip? Dunno… sounded like a venereal disease to me, but one can never tell with the brits.

Panty Pockets was put on the spot by Easy Let who didn’t want us to see that she was a late cummer and completely inappropriately dressed (who wears Heels to a Hash? except to a red dress run, of course). Another Little Theatre Do is in the making- this time the Little Theatre Ball on 16 october. Tickets are 70,000 Tsh for Non-members, members get a 10,000 tsh discount.

While we’re on the subject of balls… the Marine Corps Ball is on 6 November. Being yanks the ticket price is in good old Uncle Sam Dollars- $65, and the time is military 1800.

Better than any ball- the 1400 run is coming up! Gallantly hosted (whether they know it or not) by Boogie Boobs and Wet Dream at their Beach hideaway somewhere in the nether regions south of Dar. GM expects the price to be 40,000 or 50,000 tsh (60 if we beg hard enough), and tents will be provided by Wild Things. The tshirt with the lovely new logo designed by our FABULOUS haberdasher (aka yours truly) will make its debut there… so don’t miss out!

There were many items lost, but they all seemed to belong to Outlaw, who demanded a down down for each one, then complained about the quality of our golden nectar! too cold and tasty apparently… a shot of Grand Malta cheered him right up… enough so that he had to be brought BACK into the circle almost immediately upon exiting for violating the No Sex on the Hash rule with none other than Head Gasket. Hanky panky was also observed with MLP and Saddle Sore, so they joined the wayward couple.

The RA started off on a high note: announcing that Flatulence and Horni Goat were the winners of the Treasure Hunt over the past weekend, but then got right down to the misdemeanors. And what a list there was!

Late cummers, Transportation abusers (walk-ins, taxi riders, lift refusers, bajaj dare devils), Techno users, Fashionistas (who have the good sense to modify our t-shirts in fantastic new ways, but are totally unappreciated by the RA), and Nut Cracker took a tumble over a bottle of Fanta. There are really too many individuals to remember!

Returnees included Outlaw, Saddle Sore, Mr Bombastic , and Flatulence. Departees included nut cracker (off to Haiti), MLP (off to Malawi for his Birthday) and Just JC (off to Mbinga… wherever the hell that is).

There was quite the slew of virgins! Three self abusers came on their own (Joe from Near Leeds- cue song, Ryan from the USofA and Roman from Canuk-land). Sharkkiller brough Shane who likes to get clean with a crowd. Just Orlando (as he then was known) dragged out James who is purely medieval and Kevin who enjoys some finger abuse. Pinto from USofA and Miriam, the sole woman of the group, from Denmark rounded out the bunch.

Fuck Off was reminded that it is Reunification Day in Germany, which is apparently why he left.

Orlando shall henceforth be known as Stroker due to some rabble rousing by Nutcracker, who was appropriately named Hashit for her trouble.

The circle closed with the familiar song and the group descended on the brai.
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