HASH TRASH
Run No. 1382
Venue: Jackie’s Bar
Hares: NightRider (the Brains) Boxer (the Grunt) Panty Pockets (the Fluff)
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: The Perkle

An all-time ‘classic’ from a very experienced stable - solid without being stolid, fairly brisk, but with andante passages, a creditable length, and clever enough to fool a marine. And the Hash trail wasn’t bad either. Spitsssssss said the walk was ‘awesome’, not least ‘cos they were only three so they got to make up their own rowt’ (sic). The Trailmaster put it about that NWH will be at Valhalla. The Dumb Dumb Hash will be on the 4th July at Babu & Boogie’s Beach Shack. The Morogoro Hash will be held at a mystery location on 11/12 September.

The RA had worked himself up into a right stooshie about Paul washing the Hashit gear - but how was he to know that this was a no-no? He won’t do it again. Sundry latecomers included Shakina (as she was then known), Twin Peaks, Get Me Off, Arse Liquor- and Close Encounters got dragged in there as well. Mr Bombastic was congratulated on being a Hash Hero for getting off a plane and into a waiting US Embassy limousine, which whisked him straight to the Hash. By this time Arse Liquor was becoming increasingly disruptive - he was either high on coke, or he had forgotten to take his Ritalin again. Loads of oiks were punished for being inappropriately dressed, and there were a few returnees including No Comment. Only one Virgin - Patrick from Dar - whose FSP is ‘anything that is on offer’ - wise beyond his years that guy. And then a first for the Hash - a crisp break, courtesy of Arse Liquor, who had by this time completely lost it - paying a peripatetic grocer 10,000 for 2,000 worth of crisps. The RA had taken a shine to the near-virginal Shakina, so he put her up for naming. SHARKILLER was what she got - it is not often that a girl gets a Hash name she can repeat to her mother. Candidates for Hashit including Paul (for disrespecting the Hashit regalia) Head Gasket (for making Gemma cry - and making Spitss spitting mad) and AL (for his impertinent impersonation of one his country’s closest allies in the war against terror). It went to AL. The Circle ended with SLSC.

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