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Hash Trash 2010

Trash 1383

HASH TRASH
Run No. 1383
Venue: Valhalla
Hares: Perkle, Panty Pockets
Grandmaster: Cockyroach
Religious Advisor: The Perkle

Another good ‘un from Pinko Perkle, with the added attraction of TWO beer stops. This could catch on in a big way. Hey ... why don’t we have a beer stop at every check? Tributes flowed in - Castratus thought it was “excellent” (how could he know?) and Close Encounters even stopped chatting for a second to say it was “fantastic”. The GM remembered to express the Hash’s appreciation for the herculean efforts put in by the beer hares - to wit Candyblower and Kili’ndago (sic). Announcements came thick and fast: NWH is at the BHC, the Dumb Dumb Hash has been postponed for lack of dummies, and if you’re daft enough to want to go on the Morogoro Hash (Sept 11th / 12th) at a mystery location you should cough up a Tsh 30,000 deposit in early August.

The GM claimed that the Hash has been instrumental in persuading so many of our male members to pay the ultimate price for getting regular sex - - witness Flatulence and Hornigoat, Bumtitty and Toti, some canuck schmuck and Dominatrix - though this cannot be the reason why Close Encounters has decided on a wedding (she is not entirely sure who the groom will be). The Hash expects to be given a full account of the nuptials, though we don’t need to inspect the sheets. Moving very quickly on now to the RA, who kicked off his slot by dragging in hordes of FRBs - Twitcher, Takkkatrakkker, and Service Me, together with a dash of hashers with appalling dress sense - to wit Gary Glitter, Shaggy Haggis, and Shark Killer. Latecummers included Wet Dream and his minder, Foxy Pussy, and Castratus. There were no virgins to be had - a sign of the appalling moral standards of the younger generation? .... or just the fact that Head Gasket wasn’t there? The RA then dragged the over-cocky Jocks (full of schadenfreude about England’s exit from the World Cup) into the Circle for a down down. There was a distinct lack of enthusiasm for awarding the Hashit, though Candyblower did her bit by nominating Candyman for some peccadillo or other (don’t ask him to show you his peccadilloes, you’ll just encourage him). Anyway, the Hashit went to Arse Liquor - who couldn’t receive it in person because Grannypanties had kept him in for being naughty. And the Circle ended in the traditional way.

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