RUN No : 1491
DATE : MON 2 APRIL
VENUE : HashDance Ballroom
HOSTS : HashDance and SilentStroker
HARES : Squirrel and Boxer, and SilentStroker for the walkers
GM : CockRoach
RA : ShaggyHaggis
THE RUN
An exceptional trail with brilliant marking and stunning use of the byways and
backways was enjoyed by the pack this week. An unusual detour through the Yacht
Club’s less salubrious back roads and a opportunity to sample the Dar seashore
before returning to the hidden lanes of the peninsula was appreciated by both
walkers and runners - hey, I write it, so I say it how I see it and not a
smidgen of bias would ever be allowed past the editor anyway, so you can trust in
your Trash.
THE CIRCLE
- FROM THE GM
NWH was advertised to be at NurseRatchet’s theatre. Map to follow in the fullness of
time.
The GM decided that BananaInPajamas needed refreshing after his running efforts and
concocted this weird rationale involving bunny rabbits, HeadGasket, and SantaClaus
as a NurseRatchet lookalike. A scary mental picture which was worse in reality.
LovesThatShit also came in for a downdown as he claimed to have deliberately left
his AGPU cape at the AGPU without deliberately telling anyone that it was
deliberately donated as part of the HashShit regalia. The GM was not to be fooled
but accepted this deliberate donation with thanks.
Dominatrix sexual habits were next on the agenda and involved BrazilianLawn in the
US, WetDream on a phone in Rwanda, and Twitcher’s personal intervention in Dar. The
claim was that this was a SkypeSex failure but neither Dommie nor the Twitch were
saying much (and they were the only participants in the circle).
The Easter Hash payments were slow but it is still ‘on’. Your Tsh60,000 to Dommie
during this week will secure you a spot at the hidden hideaway. A late afternoon
run on Saturday 7th and a hare of the dog run on Sunday 8th April ??, all based at
SwingingSpear’s vacant commune only 20km south of the ferry. The tar now goes to
within 1km of the left turn onto a graded dirt road and then another left turn
takes you through the bush to the venue. CockRoach will be creating a map and
directions for those that are signed up. BYO tent is the name of the game, although
CockRoach does have a couple of hash tents available on a first come first served
basis. Catering details to be confirmed.
Again notedly not advertised was the Bagamoyo Relay on 12 and 13 May, but remember
the dates anyway.
The multiple run T-shirt saga continued with presentation of 100 run shirts to
Boxer, CockRoach, Squirrel, Umbilical and ShaggyHaggis. Again - don’t despair as
the run counting has to catch up with the T shirt production, or is it the other
way around ? You just can’t tell when the next presentation may be but if you’re
not present you can’t be presented, can you.
- FROM OUR new RA (with HeadGasket interpretting initially)
EweShagger was caught abusing children (in GaryGlitter’s absence perhaps) but
claimed it was purely parental discipline. He accepted the downdown with the
assistance of Dominatrix as another well known disciplinater (???).
The stretching Twitcher was at it again but had the gall to point out the antics of
a self supporting couple making contact whilst at it. No sex and a drinking club
being basic rules, all three were punished with a warmsafari each.
This led on to a friend of HG (really??) who had brought water with him and DRANK
IT during the run, followed by the HashDance Hat dance by HG helped by JustMary.
There being no returnees, the departees Twitcher, LovesThatShit and JustMary were
invited in before the virgins and visitors.
David from France came with HG and likes doggy style;
Nero from Nairobi came on his own and likes 62;
Dominic from SA came with Shaggy and does whatever comes along;
Chris from Wales is another HG’er and goes for whatever’s free of charge;
and Methuselah came with BOxer but says that at his age he finds it most satisfying
to watch. (Note to harriettes - if he’s really an old man you’re fine, but if he’s
actually that other methuselah that has eight times as much to offer as normal you
may wish to consider your options.)
WarmSafari was sung by the pack by way of explanation to the v and v’s at which
point the RA returned the circle to the GM. EweShagger was noted to have had three
mini hashers in tow during the walk, which the GM found surprising as hashnanny
JustDeborah was off running. What EweShagger didn’t want to admit was that the hash
represents premium quality time and that’s why he comes to the hash - to spend
quality time with his kids ... ahhh, we offer all sorts of opportunities.
Last weeks HashShit (Sharkiller) being awol, her lookalike stood in again. The
HashShit gear being also awol, LovesThatShit’s newly donated cape was put to
immediate service and Twitcher wrapped herself only to disrobe immediately.
RockClimber was nominated and accepted with such speed that he had no competition
and the V and V’s returned for SLSC.
THE POST CIRCLE BIT
The proceedings moved to HashDance’ balcony for stargazing, conversation and
dining. with more lubricant available as required.
Particular heroine status has been accorded to Remmy as she donated the evenings
food for the run and very good it was too. Thanks from the noshers for a tasty and
varied spread, with so much still left at the end that doggy bags were being issued
to avoid wastage. The few steps down to the beercoolers were overcome by bulk
delivery and a luxurious (chairs and tables and cushions and rugs and lighting)
afterparty continued until chucking out time.
If you missed it you’ve only got yourself to blame. See you next week.
Squire L
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