Hash Trash 1415 - at Jackie’s hosted by Nuts for Love
January 10th, 2011
Hares: Nuts for Love, Shark Killer, Candy Blower
RA: Candy Man
Scribe: Shark Killer
When asked to describe the hash, Hash Dance went on about her sex life being boring and waiting for people to come – A woman who likes it fast. ACDC promptly undressed on hearing this, and later Taka Trucker complained about Gary Glitter making her almost non-existent shorts wet. When he came.
NWH will be hosted by Close Encounters and Extra Testicle (Head Gasket checked).
Wine Festival on 22nd Jan at Southern Sun, tickets for TShs. 30,000
MacTilda hash on 23rd Jan at Bongoyo – TShs. 45,000 per person, bring full amount on the next hash
Events at the Little Theatre – 28th Jan Quiz, 1st Feb My Brilliant Divorce, 12th Feb – Masked Ball
St George’s Valentines Quiz 11th Feb
Returnees: most of the circle
Departees: Cockroach, Man Cuff, Boring
Virgins/Visitors: Wet Spot from USA, the entire Kampala Hash made him come and he loves all possible sexual positions. He actually seemed quite harmless, though he picked 3 women to drink with. ACDC was one of them so she made up for where he lacked.
Nominees for Hash Shit were Panty Pockets for a pathetic note, Lousy Head for forgetting his hash name (which is very apt), Nuts for Love for making false promises (as men often do but for different reasons) and Horny Goat for taking advantage of Flatulence’s absence.
Lousy Head led us to the food after an unusually short circle even though Cockroach and Candy Man were both present.