Monday 23 May 2011
Run Number : 14 something - the GM just guesses anyway.
Venue : OOOOOOR HOOOSE (BogieBoobs and WetDreams Boarding House)
Hares : The House Guests from Hell (United) aka DildoDan, MudDevil, Mr.S and NastyPasty
GM : CockRoach
RA : CandyMan

The real ‘after’ run for the Bagamoyo relay was a gentle affair to accommodate the
stiff portions of anatomy coyly hidden by many of the relayers. The run was described
as ‘muddy’ and BumTitty confusingly thought the walk was ‘surprisingly hilly’ - which
surprised the other walkers as well - no idea where he went.
NWH will be hosted at the clinic of NurseRatchet, where WoundedKnee feels at home. Map
to be issued.
MyLittlePony reminded the circle of FatBastard’s 333rd birthday on Friday evening and
the TrailMistress circulated a plea for more hosts and hares to keep the hareline
receding.
BoogieBoobs and NutCracker were displayed in the circle as examples of the diligent
workers who made the Bagamoyo Relay happen. The rest of the MisManagers who also made
it happen were not displayed - grateful sighs from the crowd. Then yet another re-
enactment of Dominatrix being horizontal, joined this time by CentreFold and they each
had a horizontal downdown (DildoDan as an unconvincing Domi lookalike).
CandyBlower was accused of losing her shirt but refused to swop the one she was
wearing, and Boring and FlavourSaver did something I missed while I waited for CB to
swop her shirt.
The RA took over the circle and FlavourSaver came straight back in, to collect his
phone, joined by NutCracker who’d mislaid her bag. Aiyyayayayaya was a latecomer, as
was MLP, but he hoofed it off to the Irish pub for a quick one before the pack returned
and was almost late twice.
The after effects of the relay were particularly obvious in CentreFold who had brought
along a killer puppy dog in order to justify not running, and BumTitty who had no
justification at all for walking. And so it went onnnnnn .... I won’t bore you more ...
just names for those who like to see their moniker in print : Mr.S, NightRider.
Dumbass, and Mr.S, WetDream, MLP, NastyPasty, NurseRatchet, Nuts4Love, TakkaTraka,
WoundedKnee ... a good bit was the RA giving the Hares/Departees/House Guests from Hell
a down down for the umpteenth time and they jointly spat it back at him in perfect
syncrony. A wet RA with a rather rigid grin.
One VeryLateComer was combined with the virgins and introduced:
Paresh who comes from down the road, was brought by his dog and likes doggy style;
Jan from Denmark, courtesy of HeadGasket, and likes to be on top of everything;
Brian from Minnesota came with AC/DC and enjoys bunny ears (crys of roger rabbit);
and finally Neema from Kilindoni who also came with AC/DC (proof if it was needed) and
rather likes the same as Brian - some matches are made in heaven and some struck at the
hash.

The Relay winners were eventually noticed and allowed to reprise their WetDream Song,
followed by all the team Captains giving thanks that it’s all over for another year.

Dildo and MudDevil distributed some small gifts for weekend achievments : CentreFold as
the last dancer standing; Flatulence and HornyGoat for not having sex on the run;
Hitler for saving children; F Off for nearly dying of over exertion; and CandyMan for
not bribing CandyBlower better. The GM then gave away three of the Kenyan hats to
NastyPasty, MudDevil and Nutcracker but they had to swallow the triple to earn them,
and eventually we got to the HashShit Stakes.
Frontrunner was the WetDream and BoogieBoobs combo for trying to kill americans
(TaliCan and AleQaeda were amongst the comments); Rhema for being so incessantly
chattery; Boring because he has to be nominated; and Nutcracker ‘cos she was a bit rude
to Mr.S and he wanted revenge even though she apologised. After a lacklustre show of
democracy at work and multiple recounts, NutCracker was declared worthy and led the
virgins in SLSC before heading for the food.
It wouldn’t be the same if the pool wasn’t used so NastyPasty was joined by MudDevil
and a large inflatable organ in hydrotherapy.
Enough enough. See ya next week.
Squire L

Hash Trash 1437

Hares: Panty Pockets, Undertaker and Cockroach
GM: Cockroach
RA: Candyman
Scribe: Shark Killer

Hitler thought the run was nice and Candyblower was talking about something that was loopy, long and wet.

NWH - Man Cuff was an apt substitute in absence of Trailmaster and mistress, he had absolutely no information

Announcements:

Bagamoyo Hash on 21st and 22nd - money by Friday
Navasha Relay in Kenya in October
Tshirts for Bagamoyo hash sponsored by Strategis

We wish Boogie Boobs the best

St George’s ball had more male attendees than female, very fitting, just like a regular run down pub in the UK

Misdemeanours: Short cutting bastards - Shark Killer accompanied by Man Cuff followed by Harry, Candyblower got herself wet, Stretching by ACDC, Shark Killer, Marina, Pole Dancer

Departees: Fully Fitted, Pole Dancer, Returnees: Candies,Damas

Virgins:

Mike from Zimbabwe came with Undertaker and likes to be flat on his back (a man who likes to make an effort)

Marina from London came with Mr. Bean and likes doggy style

Philbert was named Double Troube

Intimate circle with about 20 people and yet there were people not paying attention, Man Cuff attempting to chat up Pole Dancer (we don’t blame him) trying to follow in the shoes of Double Trouble (we don’t think he’s got what it takes)

Hashit: Nurse Ratchet and Wounded Knee for not showing up, RA for smoking in the circle, ACDC for reasons that were threefold, Fuck Off. Honour was given to ACDC mostly as a welcome back.

On on

Shark Killer

Hash Trash 1436

Hares: Nurse Ratchet, Wounded Knee
GM: Cockroach
RA: Gary Glitter
Scribe: Shark Killer

Boring gave a boring description of the run and Fester of the walk.

NWH will be hosted by Undertaker at a not so secret location where we have had a few beer stops.

Announcements:

Bagamoyo Hash on 21st and 22nd
Bicycle Accident prone people party on Sunday
Tshirts for sale, marketed very enterprisingly on Sparkle

Royal wedding was lovely etc., replica on hash – Fester and Shark Killer in dirty hash clothes, QE would have been so pleased

Nuts For Love marketed free beer for people who set the hash, Nurse Ratchet jumped at the chance to not have the hashers at her house!

A certain tumbler fell and 75% of the hashers stopped, needless to say it was a woman in a tank top. Gary Glitter pointed out that nobody stops for him, although most people don’t see him since he’s in the back and they would if he looked like that in a tank top.

Virgins:

Rachel from USA came with Boogie Boobs and likes anything

Caroline from Tanzania came with Taka Tracker and claims to be a virgin

Something about Horny from Switzerland who came via internet (and was shockingly honest about it) and says position doesn’t matter (because they’re all equally enjoyable? Men usually say size doesn’t matter)

Thomas from Mexico came with Fully Fitted and doesn’t have a FSP but a place, on the beach (very impractical)

Returnees: ACDC

Short circle so no inappropriately dressed, late comers, short cutters or departees, but nice hot food so nobody complained

Hashit: Boring and Head Gasket for discussing ironing, Twitcher for something about the kids, Boring for being boring and Nurse Ratchet for not wanting hashers at her house, honour was given to Nurse Ratchet.

On on

Shark Killer

Hash Trash 1434

Hares: Squirrel, Wet Dream and Cockroach
GM: Cockroach
RA: Candyman
Scribe: Shark Killer

Fuck Off didn’t understand the question when asked to describe the run, then went on with tips on giving a speech, none of which he used himself. Eventually he said it was filled with a variety of challenges, mud, water and land. Spare said same thing but shorter.

The RA was getting increasingly impressed with his own cleverness and insisted it be minuted, just goes to show how much of a norm his cleverness is. Not.

GM insisted on amusing himself yet again – with Candyman’s birthday gear with the real Candyman this time.

The entire circle had been stopped by police at least once on the way there except for Head Gasket, Spare and Candyman.

Misdemeanors:

Virgins misunderstood the object of the hash entirely, what with the stretching at beer holds and drinking nothing but water except when called to the circle, and then preferring to pour it over their heads rather than drink it. According to RA, runners are meant to look exhausted after 100 yards.

Fuck Off scared local kids by running at them screaming. The men found it funny, the women were appalled. (Typical)

Some people couldn’t be bothered to make it for run or walk – Ayaiyai, Easylet, Tadpole (they didn’t make it to the circle either) and Grasshopper

Returnees and Departees were Candyblower, Spare, Nut Cracker, Shaggy, Saddle Sore

Inappropriately dressed were Bad Luck Bitch (floral shorts), Fuck Off (too much flesh), kids with no shirts

Virgins: Spares daughter in law (she was shocked to hear) Nelly, from Sweden, who came with Ball Breaker and Spare, and likes variations

Colin from USA who came by himself (unknown source), he likes 69

Townsend from USA who came with Colin and likes Missionary maybe. He was unsure, his woman was right there and he was afraid of getting it wrong

Melissa from USA who came with Colin and demonstrated her FSP. He was wrong.

Wet Dream was honoured with Hashit for pushing a kid off his bike, in his defense the kid tried to park the bike up his ass.

Circle came to abrupt end due to rain, but SLSC was still sung. This time GM didn’t get it wrong.

On on

Shark Killer
Hash Trash 1435

Hares: Head Gasket, Wet Dream and Cockroach
GM: Cockroach
RA: Candyman
Scribe: Shark Killer

Nelly said it was not much of a run, trying to get through lots of bushes. Bad Luck Bitch said it got moister and moister, he was talking about the walk.

Flavour Saver announced his birthday was the next day.

Shaggy got a down down for the lovely contraption he brought to Hondo Hondo – the collapsible tent. There were lots of other down downs for people who had more stamina than the RA and were up after he was exhausted, Head Gasket got lost, Ayaiyai got a threesome, Head Gasket had war wound. Virgins were still stretching and Bad Luck Bitch still wore floral shorts.

Tutsi was named Mbuzi because local people of Udzungwa could not fathom the idea a dog that size.

Thank you hosts, thank you Shark Killer and Cockroach

Hashit: Wet Dream for not wearing the gear, Ayaiyai for not showing up for any of the hashes, Shaggy for collapsible tent, Candyblower for sleeping too much.

Honour went to Shaggy although he thought it was unfair. He also misunderstands the hash.

On on

Shark Killer

Run No. 1433
Venue: Triniti Bar
Hares: BagOBones, Panty Pockets
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Gary Glitter

Hashers who braved the threat of being soaked to the skin were rewarded with a longish walk / run through relatively unfamiliar territory. Another after-dark finish though, with the Health and Safety Officer getting twitchy - we’re going to have to start dead on time (5.45), or cover less ground.

The GM had gone to a huge effort (no, really) to make a special costume for Candyman (our sometime RA) on the occasion of his 50th Birthday, but the bu**er didn’t pitch up, so the GM gave it to the Hash’s No 2 bu**er - Gary Glitter - who wore it with pride. The Trail Mattress led us up the garden path in search of NWH location, but we never found it. No Hash in Dar next week because of the Easter Hash upcountry, but maybe the week after it will be at Coco Beach. Desperate invited us all to the Royal Wedding on 29th April - we have all been security vetted by Fully Fitted, so all you need to do now is get your seat allocation (Bride or Groom’s family?) from Boogie Boobs. Flavour Saver complained about Hares and Tortoises who run on a Thursday night but don’t come into the bar afterwards - that’s really unsporting. Hashers would never do that...would they?

The RA had the eminently sensible idea of keeping his performance short and provocative (“the Harriettes are the fat ones with the wobbly bits”) so that we could get to the food faster, but he might as well have been pissing into the wind, as the GM proceeded to cover all the stuff that he thought the RA had missed - and, as always, we also got all the stuff that amuses him, but no-one else cares a toss about. The GM should stick to G Emming and leave the RA to be the enforcer and general piss-taker (at least that’s Candyman’s opinion (as told to me in strictest confidence you understand)). The RA did try to get a rise out of the Virgins: - Kishan, Pegleg, Johan and another Voortrekker, but their FSPs left us thinking ...ho..hum...there’s gotta be more to sex than that. Dominatrix was silly enough to be caught wearing new shoes. Desperate, Horny, and BoogieBoobs took the triple without much mess or splutter - for the offence of going on a pub crawl without taking the GM with them (what did I just tell you!). Candidates for Hashit (in addition to Boring of course) included Flatulence and Undertaker for allowing themselves to be led astray by the Hare.... but Head Gasket came out ahead for short-cutting so cuttingly that he cut out the beer stop! The GM completely screwed up SLSC, so we did get to the food a bite bit sooner.

On On
BoB

HASH TRASH
Run No. 1432
Venue: The Lunatic Asylum
Hares: Castrato, Nutzy Crunch, Panty Pockets
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: The Perkle aka Candyman

Fancy asking a Virgin what he thought of the run - of course he said it was ‘very good’ - compared to what exactly? I can tell you - it was long, and I’ll bet a penny to a pound that Castrato hadn’t completed a Risk Assessment Form beforehand. Donkey Bonker said the walkers trail was suspiciously similar to Nutzy’s morning constitutional... i.e. crap...said someone.........I just write the stuff down.

NWH will be at Triniti (sic) Bar in the Deep South. It will be Candyman’s birthday and he has very generously agreed to provide the chocolate cake. The Easter Hash will be on Friday 22nd April - all part of another Udzungwa Experience. Options include luxury tents, tents, tarpaulins strung from a tree, scrapes in the ground, and sleeping under your car. Sign up and pay SharkKiller now or else. The St Georges Ball is on the 7th May. You have been warned.

It felt more like a Prayer Meeting than a Hash Circle ...wot with no Shaggy, no Flatulence, no Head Gasket and no Close Encounters,...... and the RA didn’t exactly set the congregation alight. Still, he did the needful: late cummin bastards such as Cockroach, Wounded Knee and Nurse Ratched were punished, as were :
...FRBs - Banzai, Castrato and Nutzy,
...Bottom dwelling bastards - SharkKiller and assorted Harriettes
...Inappropriately dressed / pelmet wearers - SharkKiller
...NSOTH - Nutcracker and Squirrel
Castrato demonstrated that he hasn’t yet grasped how to do a Down Down. Fortunately, Bonkey Donk was on hand to show him, and she did such a good job of it that she has now been appointed Official Hash Down Down Demonstrator - she had a busy night and was well awash the last time I saw her.

Virgin Mike’s FSP involves going online - he’s just the sort of sad bastard that the Hash appeals to. Virgin Palan told us that she comes from the Essex part of London (sic) - at which Gary Glitter spluttered “Are there really any Virgins in Essex?.” Mancuff and Huge Heifer have had dental problems - did we need to know? .. is this really what the Hash Circle has come to? But finally it was Hashit time, for which there was very little enthusiasm. Panty Pockets was nominated, cos she’s dumb, ...and she gotta lotta votes, but the GM didn’t have the bottle to award it someone as old as his granny, so he dumped it by default on SharkKiller in her guise as Boring’s understudy. And as someone said, “Boring has never looked so good”. We all sang SLSC.

On On
BoB

HASH TRASH
Run No. 1430 no, it’s 1431
Venue: Takka’s Truck Stop
Hares: TakkaTrucker, Close Encounters, Panty Pockets
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Shaggy Haggis

Long, fun, tiring, dark, they said. But champagne at the Beer Stops in celebration of TakkaTrucker’s 21st birthday - classy. Haven’t been to many Hashes before where the traditional running order is turned arse over tit, just because a Virgin has to leave early .....Wet Dream must be turning in his grave (What! - he’s not dead yet? oh sorry). Anyway, Reema from Nairobbery took a long time trying to come up with her FSP before confessing to liking being the ‘good ole girl on top’ ......of her husband Kishan - so she claims anyway. When asked for a note, Foxy looked confused and flushed - turns out she was having a wet dream about Reema & Kishan. Well it beats listening to the GM any day, but so early in the proceedings?

NWH is at the Funny Farm. The Easter Hash will be at Easter. The Walk for Water will be on land. Panty has been getting at Shaggy to keep it short (sic) so his bright idea was that we should sing the Hash songs at a faster tempo. He ritualised Twitcher, Wounded Knee, Close Encounters, Head Gasket, Mancuff, Desperate, Nurse Ratched, Foxy Pussy, Easy Let, Get Me Off, Sparkle and BagOBones. They must have been Latecummers, Returnees, Departees, Miscreants, Militants, or Assorted Degenerates. Who cares which?

Tears welled up as the Circle came to realise that this would be Close Encounters’s last Hash. We will sorely miss this ‘Queen of the Private Parties,’ but we’ll be able to hear the Grand Master more easily (if you are not having a wet dream that is). She has always been very good value: - who remembers the time she sent the runners through a waist-high deep open sewer, and we all had to go to IST afterwards to get checked out? - or the time she threw a bottle of water at Mr Sh**hole and it hit him in the face? - or, the event which has gone into the anals of the Dar Hash, when she ran so fast in a Bongoyo race that she left her bikini bottoms behind? (Over the years the Scribe has got a lot of mileage out of her bottom...Ed ).

The GM called Master Luqman into the Circle, but he desperately needed to point percy at the porcelain so he was excused. On returning he was named GOTTA GO. I never thought that after a months absence from the Hash the saga of Flatulence’s Speedoes would still be ongoing. A reward has now been offered for information leading to the recovery of the same - it’s a date with Hornigoat at Coral Ridge Spur. Candidates for Hashit were TakkaTrucker, F*** Off, and the Private Party Queens, but it went to Boring by default. And as in all the best Circles we ended with SLSC.

On On
BoB

Hash Trash 1429 – April Fools Hash at Golding Beach House

Hares: Cockroach, Wet Dream

GM: Cockroach

RA: Shaggy Haggis

Scribe: Shark Killer

Nut Cracker is back! And she made it be known by volunteering to talk about the run non stop until Safari song was started to shush her. Panty Pockets said the walk was mysterious and rickety but much to Wet Dream’s disappointment, nobody fell into any pools.

Cockroach went on about the math of the last run at the location being the 1400 (it was actually the 1401) and that this was the 1428 so 14 X 2 = 28 etc (it was actually the 1429).

NWH – Taka Tracker as bait for date for people to bring kites. (She had some advice about which route to take, but it’s Wednesday now so eh).

English Ball – 7th May

Misdemeanors:

Forgetful bastards: Shark Killer and Umbilical (car key – obviously it wasn’t her fault)

Inappropriately dressed: Take Tracker (non hash kikoy), Shark Killer (tiny dress but with hash kikoy), Twitcher, Flavour Saver and Boring (half naked).

Head Gasket was late, Squirrel got stuck and Bonzai rescued people that got lost. Nut Cracker sent Boogie Boobs into the bush to check if something that looked like a snake was a snake before she went in.

Returnees: Panty Pockets (weee), Nut Cracker (loo), Easy Let (working and claimed to be partying)

Visitors:

Neil (Bandage) from Belfast who came with Umbilical and likes any FSP as long as he gets some.

Wet Dream and Boogie Boobs got down downs for being wonderful hosts as always.

Boring told an “epic” tale of his April fools joke, where his mother believed that a lion mauled his teacher in the middle of the lecture hall at UDSM. It tells as much about his mother as it does about him.

Hashit:

Boring for going over crop field twice

Head Gasket for no tent and being late

Wet Dream because Boring is stupid

Of course Boring got the honour, for being so bloody boring.

On on

Shark Killer

Hash Trash 1430 – Beach

Hares: Cockroach, Wet Dream

GM: Cockroach

RA: Shaggy Haggis

Scribe: Shark Killer

Hot, hot, hot

Heaps of misdemeanours from Bonfire!

Shaggy was DJing, Shark Killer and Twitcher were shaking ass, Shaggy tried to copy Shark Killer’s moves and Umbilical did a better job of it, but we suspect he’s had private coaching. Easy Let or not so easy let played a “motherly” figure trying to look after other hashers like she does with our beloved GM.

Just Helena (ASWTK) and Just Amanda got some girl on girl action skinny dipping in the ocean. Boring tried to intrude but was unwelcome.

Desperate’s tent zip opened, somebody peed right outside her tent, and then the zip closed. We were at a loss as to who it was that couldn’t have moved a wee bit further away.

Something to do with plasters (Bandage) played Hash Hero keeping barbed wire away from runners, as Wet Dream did for walkers

Twitcher arranged tents and collected payments and made a success of April Fools hash, so was awarded with a down down.

People stripped on beach – we didn’t see any pockets but we saw panties on Panty Pockets, Desperate, Wet Dream and Kili Dogo (thank god for small mercies)

Inappropriately dressed: Twitcher, Shark Killer, Easy Let, Bandage, Just Jenifer (ASWTK), Foxy Pussy, Just Amanda, Just Helena and Flavour Saver (who kills sharks using his teeth as opposed to Shark Killer who uses poisonous venom).

Sitting in circle: Helena (hung over), Nut Cracker (shagging all night)

Naming:

Jenifer – Silent Stroker

Helena – Liquor Lover

Hashit:

Boring for not wearing gear

Twitcher for being hash haberdasher and not wearing hash gear (saved by the bell)

Taka Tracker (late nominee) for having 47 showers and changing her clothes as many times

Take Tracker won coz of the difference between how she and the other hashers looked.

On on

Shark Killer

HASH TRASH

Run No 1427

Venue: Banzai’s geisha bar

Hares: Banzai and Close Encounter

Grandmaster: Cockroach

Religious Advisor: The Candyman
Scribe: Foxy Pussy

Konichiwa!

Personally I found it long, hard and painful but they didn’t ask me. They asked Just Carl, who just liked the run and Kilidogo enjoyed the picturesque walk with bats, birds and rainbows.

Be ready for next week’s Hash, which will be Close Encounter’s farewell before she moves on to the country where they fly kites. It will also be Taka Trucker’s birthday. So, bring your kites, and make sure they are beautiful and they fly high because there will be a competition and the winner will take Taka Trucker out on a date!

The announcements were botched up:

- This weekend: Agpu at South beach

- This weekend as well, Saturday evening farewell party at Close Encounter’s house; ask her for directions. Dress code: burkas and bikinis.

- Honda Honda hash: no, this won’t be another Japanese event….Check your emails for info

- St Georges ball on 7 May. Still tickets available, though it is supposed to be the ball of the year - after the Scottish and the Irish balls apparently.

- Caligula is leaving for good.

Candy Man had just returned from Ghana, where he had found Head Gasket’s godson, who had not heard from him for 20 years. Shame!

Late comers: Candy blower, Head Gasket and Just Jane

Three sinners had been caught checking the map before starting to run and walk: Taka trucker, Squirrel, Fuckoff, Close Encounter and Caligula.

Returnees: Boring, Caligula, Close Encounter, Taka Trucker, Anameena Queen, Wounded Knee, Candyblower

Departees: Caligula, Close Encounter, Anameena Queen, Wounded Knee, Dumass and Obaba. They will be busy with farewell parties, Mafia, freezing in America’s hat, recovering from this Hash and organizing farewell parties.

Virgins: 1) Carl, from the full monty’s hole, came with Fully Fitted, likes it reverse cowboy way; 2) Alina, from Boston, came with Boring and pretends to be a virgin; 3) Amanda, from Seattle, also came with Boring, likes it the cowgirl way.

Nominations for Hash Shit: Fuck off for showing the full monty and using his phone; Head Gasket for forgetting he had had a godson for 20 years; Boring, for walking with the virgins instead of running; and Caligula because he is leaving + is badly dressed + feels lonely. And the winner is Fuckoff again.

Usual rugby tune to finish the circle then all rushed to the geisha bar for Japanese treats, good food, sushi and sake. Banzaaai!

Voilà, c’est tout pour aujourd’hui.

Sayonara,

On on,

Foxy Pussy

Hash Trash 1427 – St Patrick’s Day Run at Irish Pub hosted by Cockroach

Hares: Cockroach, Hash Dance and Wanderlust

GM: Cockroach

RA: Umbilical – A true Irishman

Scribe: Shark Killer

Short, hot and sweaty, kinda there and back. The walkers went through somebody’s living room where they were cooking fish, some of them stepped into puddles, overall uneventful.

Gary Glitter donated Castle Milk Stout – competitor of Guinness for down downs.

NWH – Bonzai, we’re off the peninsula!

Announcements:

AGPU April Fools hash – 2nd and 3rd April at Golding beach house, tents $10 each, kids free, adults TShs. 10,000 (By Shark Killer atop Cockroach’s shoulder so she could be seen)

Addis Hash 6 – 8 May

English Ball – 7th May

Hash Kikoys in orange, green, pink and blue

Misdemeanors:

Disrespectful: Bonzai for handing guest RA a down down for being in the circle

Inappropriately dressed: Hats in circle – Obama (a short Japanese version who simply couldn’t shut up – at least they’re similar in that aspect), Foxy Pussy, Nancy

Forgetful bastards: Wanderlust and two women with face paint

Departees: Jesus, Undertaker, Inflation

Returnees: Wounded Knee, Flatulence, Knight Rider, Kiti Moto

Virgins:

Asherie from S. Korea who came with Obama but wasn’t allowed to disclose her FSP, Obama was made to shut up but the RA wasn’t patient enough to let the woman open up, as a result the entire circle was deprived of the information

Nancy from USA who came with Nuts For Love and likes to be on top

Ian from SA wearing a shirt with the word England sprawled across his chest who came with Undertaker and likes bicycle

Marie Claire from Kenya comes with Martha and doesn’t like any SP! The DSM Hash’s first true virgin!

There was a competition between Shark Killer, Marie Claire and Sparkle over who will be the tallest in 5 years – Sparkle won by a landslide of votes, but Shark Killer is the tallest as at March ’11 – what a turn of events!

Most Effort Dressing up: Paddy Hoon and the swinging Shamrocks, Flatulence and Horny Goat, Nuts For Love and Knight Rider

Hashit:

Head Gasket for wanting to join Miriams

Foxy Pussy for Kikoi on head

Fuck Off for digging when in a hole

Virgins were led to the food by Fuck Off, since there was rationing, everybody got something to eat

Go raibh maith agaibh

On on

Shark Killer