Hash Trash 1519
10 September 2012
Venue: Jackie’s Bar
Hares: Tiny Sausage, Wounded Knee, Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy Haggis
Good trail I thought, because just as I became cream-crackered, we came to a check, and I got my breath back. But then everything went downhill, though not literally, unfortunately. The Beer Stop was about as far from the On Home as you could get. And then we had to run from Coral Beach to the DoubleTree without a check. And it was as black as the Ace of Spades by the time we made it home. Little wonder that Tiny Sausage scarpered sharpish after ‘And the Hares…’.
Any road, the GM announced that the protocol for the night was left-handed drinking, and Squirrel and several others struggled to get the hang of this. Flatulence and Horny Goat were given bespoke T-shirts to remember us by – they will soon be heading south (geographically). NWH may or may not be at Arizona Grill. We then had the Pleb Olympics (where does he get these ideas from? And, more to the point, why? Ed). The Dum Dum team won Gold, Team GB grabbed Silver, and the Ginger Nuts Team were lucky to get Bronze after a crotch of theirs hit an official in the face (not hard enough in my view, Ed). And with most Hashers having consumed a few beers by now and interested only in getting their teeth on Jackie’s mishkaki, we then had to endure the tedium of interrogating the Virgins and hearing of their plebeian FSPs. Inspector Gadget looked nervous as he was told to take the Hashit gear off - as well he might, having run the run without wearing the toilet seat – but worse was to come – the GM selected him to be the Tiny Sausage lookalike. Others nominated for Hashit, seemingly just to make up the numbers, included CandyMan (and he wasn’t even on the Hash) Strap-On (can’t remember but probably being noisy) Squirrel (addicted to right-handed drinking) and Just Shane (pissisting in coming to the Hash not properly dressed). Despite the voting the GM awarded the Hashit to Just Shane. The Circle ended with – yes, you guessed it – Swing Low Sweet Chariot….Coming 4 2 take me Home…
On On
BoB