HASH TRASH
Run No.1275 15 September 2008
Venue: Near Baobab village
Hares: Chris, Robby, CampBed

It was a run for serious runners, as the checks were few and far between - CampBed was the “brains?”behind it apparently. But hey, it was time the Hash had a good workout. And the beer tastes better when you have had to really work for it.

Panty Pockets tried manfully ? to whip up more support for the Morogoro Hash Weakend on 18/19 October. Wet Dream promised a gentle, flat run on the Saturday followed by skinny dipping in rock pools on Sunday morning after church. Lots of insensible people have already signed up for this event, but accommodation is limited and if you leave it too late to decide you might have to kip in the back of the beer truck with Frozen Scrotum and Ribbed for Pleasure. Squirrel’s swanning off on a jolly (well actually he’s permanently on a jolly) so his weighty responsibilities as Trailmaster have been taken on by CampBed, who announced that next week’s Hash will be hosted by Benderover and OverEasy - from Jackie’s Bar. I didn’t know Jackie had a bar, but I am not at all surprised.

The RA (Candyman) said “Some things never change” referring to Jesus’s underpants, which carbon dating has shown have been encrusted on him for some months. Why does he persist in running in them? - God knows perhaps - they are about as sexy as an over-80s nudist leapfrog team. Other Miss Demeanours included OverEasy for wearing a hat in the Circle, and SlappA, Beach Balls, Boogie Boobs, CandyBlower, and Flora for latecumming. Returnees of consequence included Topi - GM of the Nairobi Hash -, Jesus, Neandershorty, and less consequential others were Robbie, Irena and Chickenshit. Virgins included Tomas from Denmark whose favourite sexual position is Emily, and Jodie from Oz who said she had been dragged to the Hash by a Shrimp - some Shrimp!! There continues to be much puerile argument about the precise place of Torsten’s Friend in the panoply of Hash Honours, and the practicality of it being enjoyed by two Harriettes at the same time, but Hashers voted overwhelmingly for awarding it as an accessory to the Hashit - to Jesus for his appalling sartorial solecism.

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