HASH TRASH
Run No.1274 8 September 2008
Venue: A field near the US Embassy
Hares: Mr F***ing Nobody, Boxer, and Friar Tuck

Another great crowd - this time for Mr F***ing Nobody’s farewell hash. The kids of Mikocheni were also pleased to see the back of him, as they turned out in very large numbers to give chase, mimic hash calls, and wet themselves laughing at the bizarre hashers. Even Wet Dream loped along for most of the way, and at one point I saw him being overtaken by a chicken squawking Aaaan Aaaan.

There was a trailer for the Morogoro Hash on 18 October. Apparently the beds will be big enough to take Gay Haggis AND Tulip, Panty Pockets, Robin and Batman - but you’ll need earplugs if you want to get any sleep. The Trailmaster had forgotten where next week’s Hash is (despite it being about the only thing that his job entails) but fortunately CampBed knew that it will be somewhere near Baobab Village and will be hosted by Chris ??? with the help of two tall blonde gay guys. Mr F***ing Nobody announced free beer for everyone who comes to meet KungFu Panda, who is making a personal appearance at the Marines Club on Thursday night. Our very own KungFu Panda - Gay Haggis - will be there to have a beer with him.

The RA (Candyman), continuing his obsession with stamping out sex, dragged Pissed in Action into the Circle for her unwise but true comments on the sexual availability of Danish girls. Other Miss Demeanours included Hornigoat for despoiling the pristine environment of Mikocheni by chucking her beer can on the ground; Spitss and Swallows for using her phone, and Nutcracker for forgetting to wear the Hashit gear. The RA wistfully remarked how quiet the Hash will seem without Mr F***ing Nobody, and how we will miss Swoooping Tiger. Mr FN led the Hash in a recitititation, and then was asked to take his down down with some Hashers who he wouldn’t miss in a million Hashes - choosing Frozen Scrotum, Candyman, Rent Boy, SlappA and other assorted Canuckians.

I thought Nutcracker was a dead cert for the Hashit after leaving the Hashit gear in the stern locker, but she shamefully fingered Rent Boy (“always a popular choice”) for allegedly posing one-leggedly on top of an obelisk. Candyblower was then added to the list, because at the weakend she had, most inadvisedly, begged the GM not to give her the Hashit to avoid her being embarrassed in front of her visiting parents. She was duly awarded the Hashit by popular acclaim, with Candyman saying he was really proud of her. There was a song at the end, but I can’t for the life of me remember what it was.

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