Hash Trash 1552
1 April 2013

Venue: Arizona Grill
Hares: Viagra, Second Coming, Wet Dream
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy Haggis

The trail was ambitious, dark, and a bit treacherous but we eventually made it back, full of beer from 3 beer stops. Rock Climber said he could only remember drinking, not running and Boogie Boobs said the walk was bloody awful. NWH will be hosted by Hitler at his Torture Chamber and the Bagamoyo Relay may be on May 18 and 19.

The Easter hash this weekend left us with a lot of misdemeanors including Kilidogo pissing in action, Cockroach driving a saloon car through the bush, someone losing some smelly socks, and Kilidogo losing 2 pairs of shoes (did he go home barefoot?). Just Phillipa, Just Reid, and Scrotum Scrum made up a trip to Zanzibar to avoid the hare of the dog run and poor Shaguar lost his/her (?) bumper while stuck in the mud.

Today’s run had fewer misdemeanors (luckily). Highlights were Boxer for chatting up the ladies (not sure why this is news), Hitler for leading the sheep astray (baaaaa), and Dumb Fook for pouring beer in the valuables bag. Returnees included Viagra and Second Coming, who were having sex, packing, and jacuzzi ing in varying orders (does that mean there were other people involved?), VDM who was spa-ing, and Centre Fold and Bullet Head who I’m sure were doing something fun but I wasn’t paying attention. Departees were Just Keith, Strap On and Takka Trakka who are all headed to Dumb Dumb land. Good luck to Strap On and Takka Trakka at the Boston Marathon!

Virgins were Chewie from SA who came with Rock Climber and Fat Shafted and enjoys the most common American FSP, and Christine from Dumb Dumb land who missed coming because of Wet Dream and enjoys the 3 pointer.

Hashit went to Dumb Fook for spilling beer in the valuables and returning them to people with Desperate and Boxer as close runners up. The circle ended with a desperate cry for food before SLSC.

On on
Shafted