Hash 1536
8 April 2013
Venue: Hitler’s Chamber
Hares: Hitler, Boxer and Byriani Babe
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy / Slapper

Turns out Hitler should never be trusted, the Route was long and confusing and Rockclimber described it as Auschwitz and said he felt Polish after all of Hitler’s Lies. Swiss Army Wife Described the walk as very fast and too hot… NWH will be hosted by Gary Glitter and Wags with the promise of soya milk and soda drinks.
Just Justin, the son of the late Head Gasket was present a T-shirt in memory of his much missed father. Gary was also given his very own milk mug.
Heighted misdemeanours of the nights run, not only did James lose his legs, but Nurse Ratchet, Porn Corn and Sushi were all late! Twitcher, Bullet Head and Rock Climber decided there were too good for Hitler’s run so picked their own route. Shaggy then resigned as RA for the night after a marital spat with Slapper so our GM stepped up. A drink was also drunk to the Late Mrs Thatcher.
Returnees included Just James, Gadget, Blutted Head and Swiss Army Knife who had been drinking. Porn Corn and Just Justin are departing, both off to freeze their nuts off in colder climes. Virgins were numerous, including, Peter from CZ brought along by Gadget who only enjoys a rather dull missionary. Justin (or Spoony) son of Head Gasket, from Hampshire who obviously prefers the spoon,Sheila, from Kenya a friend of Betty Boo who has yet to discover her favourite position. Wenny, also from Kenya, Hitler’s ‘sister’ who’s keen of the doggy position and Tabitha, also from Kenya (is there something going on) Hitler’s ‘girlfriend’, who enjoys reverse cowgirl, lucky Hitler! Kate from Down Under who came with Scrotum Scrum and like it Kangaroo Style and finally Anise from England who came with her parents, BDM and Bullet Head which meant that of course she didn’t understand the final question, but we learnt instead about her conception…
Rotisory forget her T-shirt while Just James has had all of his stolen by previous girlfriends, Porn Corn left his at Her house and Kilidogo blamed his mother for not having a Hash T-shirt on. Just James wasappointed safety officer and will be bring escape plans and risk assessments to all future Hashs.
Just James, a BG HSE officer, known for sleeping with at least 16 girls at a time has been renamed Salaama Stubby (Salaama being a brand of condom apparently)

Hashshit went too Shaggy and Slapper for the matrimonial fallout , Dumb Fook was a close second for not wearing the Hashshit gear with pridewhile Just John came in last for not having is Pistorious legs fitted.

On On Just Phillipa (SOON TO BE NAMED)