Hash Trash 1551
30th March 2013
Venue: Swigging Spear’s beach hide away
Hares: rock climber, bansai and wet dreams
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy Haggis

The Runs/Walk kicked off
After a heavy nice breakfast of bacons, sausages beans, bread tea coffee juice or was it cocktail.

Pope on a Rope gave a tick for the run because he got so excited and twisted his leg. He craved for attention which he got the hash way. Hop and jump to the circle. Tiny sausage for once joined the walk with the three African beauty queens mm his reason for walking. He said it was long nice walk.
Confirmed hares: Rock climber, Viagra and second coming look likes are shafted
The Saggy Van wagon was baptized “Shaguar “ (shag-u-r) preferred to vertical (cool) willy, shaggy mobile and one other nomination.
Easter down down’s were left over vodka punch topped with an Easter bunny marshmallow
Shaggy haggis updated on the last night events where the hashes partied all night and made sure others did not sleep. If it was not the cars raving and reversing with techno music it was the loud screams from…Drinking competitions or argumentative and nightmares!.
Jungle rumors from our learned friends that it was Haggis ,Ai,ai ai and rock climber had to come in between the rest of the story ask the 3 friends. All other victims had a boll whether being argumentative or not able to sleep or not knowing where you are or not knowing who has undressed you….we all had fun!! And this had nothing to do with Rock Climber and Shafted producing a wicked punch.
Desperate & shaggy got down down for running the engine and A/C all night, it was mentioned that the temperature of a sperm bank is warmer than inside of Shaguar
Boring lousy song was introduced by shaggy and wet dreams about lobsters because wet dreams, bansi and rock climbers found a fisherman with 2 lobsters on setting the run.
The circle ended with a song and the GM giving instructions as to we pack and leave or swim then pack and leave.
On On
Betty Boo
BIG THANKS TO SWIGGING SPEAR FOR THE WONDERFUL VENUE