Hash Trash 1532
10 December 2012
Venue: Car Track
Hares: Takkatrakka, DumbAss, Nuts$Lurve, Panty Pockets
GM: Bag O Bones
RA: RockClimber

Roobidextrous complained the run was long, tiring, and windy (possible from the wind or possibly very curvy). And the walk was either muddy or smutty. NWH will hopefully be hosted by someone somewhere in celebration of the Christmas season.

Misdemeanors were numerous. We started Just Alex for forgetting his keys and trying to take home two virgins. Then moved on to Just Ryan for trying to run from Sea Cliff Court to the Serena in the middle of the night and Roobidextrous for thinking 4 am is an appropriate hour to go for a relaxing cycle. Inspector Gadget and Kim blocked the beer and were just being snobby. Tiny Sausage tried to tie up his sausage with string and scared some of the virgins. We had a virgin with new shoes who was far too happy to have to drink out of them. Too many to count weren’t wearing Hash shirts and it seems that Twitcher did some nice business later in the night.

There were two visiting Danes who brought us a song. Returnees included Tilly who was doing business in Addis, Kiboko who was getting f*cked or maybe it was fat, Wounded Knee who was lighting the national Christmas tree in Dumb Dumb land, and Kenny and Artem who claimed to be doing no one but may in fact have been doing each other and/or the RA.

Everyone’s leaving for the holidays so there were too many departees to name. The two virgins, Patrick from Germany and Olwen from Scotland, heard a lot of arguments about who they should take home (RockClimber wanted to head to the car for a quicky and BoB was trying to hand over Panty Pockets) but both wanted to take home Rose for a 3-some in the missionary position (interestingly enough, that’s Rose’s favorite too). We sang a hashy birthday to RockClimber and Swiss Army Wife before moving onto Hash Shit which went to Gadget for blocking the beer from entering the house and wearing a horrible hat.

On On,
Shafted