Hash Trash 1524

15 October 2012

Venue: Twitcher’s Next

Hares: Twitcher and some sidekicks

GM/RA: Cockroach

Lots of check points on this run which Centre Fold said was long and windy (she had the misfortunate of running behind a large group of male Hashers). Sexy Lizard was a bit confused but admitted that the walk was too short. NWH will be hosted by Biryani Babe near the Green (map forthcoming) where we may be reenacting the goat races ourselves. Gary Glitter is quite upset that he’s lost his monopoly on child molesting but to ease the rest of our concerns with the rise in incidents, policeman Cockroach decided to help Kilidogo stand out with some reflecting vests (although his singing seems to help him stand out enough). Second Coming and Can’t Get it up Adam were awarded 50 run tees and we all wondered again about who’s counting the runs. Ewe Shagger lost his hat and memory again but regained it in time for Nuts$Lurve and Boogie Boobs to be brought in for trafficking tickets and themselves. Policeman Cockroach reminded us of all the expat cars being broken into but pointed out that it was Knight Rider, Boxer, and Tiny Sausage who had parked inside to the gate (and slowed down the beer delivery to the rest of us!). Returnees were Roobidextrous who was taking the plunge, Mr. Bean who getting fat, Second Coming who was rocking us, Shafted who was climbing rock in dumb-dumb land, and Centrefold who was moist in Sweden. There were a few departees but the circle didn’t mind letting them go. There were two virgins from the dumb-dumb nation – a man who likes reverse cowgirl (no surprise here) and to use his iPod on the run and a woman who likes it doggy style. Hash shit nominees were Hash Dance (represented by look-a-like Boogie Boobs) for complaining too much, Roobidextrous for not paying and getting a checkpoint right for the first time, and Nuts$Lurve for not showing up to her own party. It ended in a draw between Roobidextrous and Nuts$Lurve and we quickly moved onto to SLSC and food.

On on,

SlappA & Shafted