Hash Trash 1523
8 October 2012
Venue: Inspector Gadget’s Garret
Hares: Inspector Gadget, Fully Fitted, Panty Pockets
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy Haggis
Another long trail but very short-cuttable. Magic Finger said it was ‘enormous and went on forever’ and had to be reminded that she had been asked what she thought about the walk. Fully Fitted is leaving us for about the fifth time and was given a bespoke T-shirt to remember us by. When he took off his old T-shirt he was found to be wearing an undershirt – running in that heat with two shirts on!! Jeez. The Religious Advisor appeared in the guise of the broken-legged Bananas in Pajamas but sadly did a poor job of emulating Bananas’s’s’s dignified reticence. There was a long dreary trail of Leavers (Fully Fitted, Undertaker, Just Lindsay) Miss Demeanours (Inspector Gadget, Can’t Get it Up Adam, Gary Glitter)and Returnees (Undertaker, Nuts4Lurve, Quiet Night In With The Wife, Coochy Gucci, Magic Finger, Just Georgina, Still Can’t Get it Up Adam , Stainless, and Pig Iron). Grease My Shaft was accused of carrying a towel in order to reserve a sun lounger for himself. There was a big bunch of Virgins, but for the most part their FSPs were anodyne (you have never heard of that one have you?). Andy told us that his FSP was the ‘wheelbarrow’ but when the RA said he knew that one, somebody pointed out that as Andy was from Yorkshire he probably meant doing it in a wheelbarrow. A motley collection of dregs, dissolutes and defectives was assembled to make some semblance of competition for the Hashit, and the honour went to Just Shaun for making inappropriate advances to Nuts$Lurve (she should be so lucky). And just when I was about to pass out from hunger we got to SLSC.
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