Hash Trash 1437

Hares: Panty Pockets, Undertaker and Cockroach
GM: Cockroach
RA: Candyman
Scribe: Shark Killer

Hitler thought the run was nice and Candyblower was talking about something that was loopy, long and wet.

NWH - Man Cuff was an apt substitute in absence of Trailmaster and mistress, he had absolutely no information

Announcements:

Bagamoyo Hash on 21st and 22nd - money by Friday
Navasha Relay in Kenya in October
Tshirts for Bagamoyo hash sponsored by Strategis

We wish Boogie Boobs the best

St George’s ball had more male attendees than female, very fitting, just like a regular run down pub in the UK

Misdemeanours: Short cutting bastards - Shark Killer accompanied by Man Cuff followed by Harry, Candyblower got herself wet, Stretching by ACDC, Shark Killer, Marina, Pole Dancer

Departees: Fully Fitted, Pole Dancer, Returnees: Candies,Damas

Virgins:

Mike from Zimbabwe came with Undertaker and likes to be flat on his back (a man who likes to make an effort)

Marina from London came with Mr. Bean and likes doggy style

Philbert was named Double Troube

Intimate circle with about 20 people and yet there were people not paying attention, Man Cuff attempting to chat up Pole Dancer (we don’t blame him) trying to follow in the shoes of Double Trouble (we don’t think he’s got what it takes)

Hashit: Nurse Ratchet and Wounded Knee for not showing up, RA for smoking in the circle, ACDC for reasons that were threefold, Fuck Off. Honour was given to ACDC mostly as a welcome back.

On on

Shark Killer