Hash Trash 1436

Hares: Nurse Ratchet, Wounded Knee
GM: Cockroach
RA: Gary Glitter
Scribe: Shark Killer

Boring gave a boring description of the run and Fester of the walk.

NWH will be hosted by Undertaker at a not so secret location where we have had a few beer stops.

Announcements:

Bagamoyo Hash on 21st and 22nd
Bicycle Accident prone people party on Sunday
Tshirts for sale, marketed very enterprisingly on Sparkle

Royal wedding was lovely etc., replica on hash – Fester and Shark Killer in dirty hash clothes, QE would have been so pleased

Nuts For Love marketed free beer for people who set the hash, Nurse Ratchet jumped at the chance to not have the hashers at her house!

A certain tumbler fell and 75% of the hashers stopped, needless to say it was a woman in a tank top. Gary Glitter pointed out that nobody stops for him, although most people don’t see him since he’s in the back and they would if he looked like that in a tank top.

Virgins:

Rachel from USA came with Boogie Boobs and likes anything

Caroline from Tanzania came with Taka Tracker and claims to be a virgin

Something about Horny from Switzerland who came via internet (and was shockingly honest about it) and says position doesn’t matter (because they’re all equally enjoyable? Men usually say size doesn’t matter)

Thomas from Mexico came with Fully Fitted and doesn’t have a FSP but a place, on the beach (very impractical)

Returnees: ACDC

Short circle so no inappropriately dressed, late comers, short cutters or departees, but nice hot food so nobody complained

Hashit: Boring and Head Gasket for discussing ironing, Twitcher for something about the kids, Boring for being boring and Nurse Ratchet for not wanting hashers at her house, honour was given to Nurse Ratchet.

On on

Shark Killer