Hash Trash 1434

Hares: Squirrel, Wet Dream and Cockroach
GM: Cockroach
RA: Candyman
Scribe: Shark Killer

Fuck Off didn’t understand the question when asked to describe the run, then went on with tips on giving a speech, none of which he used himself. Eventually he said it was filled with a variety of challenges, mud, water and land. Spare said same thing but shorter.

The RA was getting increasingly impressed with his own cleverness and insisted it be minuted, just goes to show how much of a norm his cleverness is. Not.

GM insisted on amusing himself yet again – with Candyman’s birthday gear with the real Candyman this time.

The entire circle had been stopped by police at least once on the way there except for Head Gasket, Spare and Candyman.

Misdemeanors:

Virgins misunderstood the object of the hash entirely, what with the stretching at beer holds and drinking nothing but water except when called to the circle, and then preferring to pour it over their heads rather than drink it. According to RA, runners are meant to look exhausted after 100 yards.

Fuck Off scared local kids by running at them screaming. The men found it funny, the women were appalled. (Typical)

Some people couldn’t be bothered to make it for run or walk – Ayaiyai, Easylet, Tadpole (they didn’t make it to the circle either) and Grasshopper

Returnees and Departees were Candyblower, Spare, Nut Cracker, Shaggy, Saddle Sore

Inappropriately dressed were Bad Luck Bitch (floral shorts), Fuck Off (too much flesh), kids with no shirts

Virgins: Spares daughter in law (she was shocked to hear) Nelly, from Sweden, who came with Ball Breaker and Spare, and likes variations

Colin from USA who came by himself (unknown source), he likes 69

Townsend from USA who came with Colin and likes Missionary maybe. He was unsure, his woman was right there and he was afraid of getting it wrong

Melissa from USA who came with Colin and demonstrated her FSP. He was wrong.

Wet Dream was honoured with Hashit for pushing a kid off his bike, in his defense the kid tried to park the bike up his ass.

Circle came to abrupt end due to rain, but SLSC was still sung. This time GM didn’t get it wrong.

On on

Shark Killer
Hash Trash 1435

Hares: Head Gasket, Wet Dream and Cockroach
GM: Cockroach
RA: Candyman
Scribe: Shark Killer

Nelly said it was not much of a run, trying to get through lots of bushes. Bad Luck Bitch said it got moister and moister, he was talking about the walk.

Flavour Saver announced his birthday was the next day.

Shaggy got a down down for the lovely contraption he brought to Hondo Hondo – the collapsible tent. There were lots of other down downs for people who had more stamina than the RA and were up after he was exhausted, Head Gasket got lost, Ayaiyai got a threesome, Head Gasket had war wound. Virgins were still stretching and Bad Luck Bitch still wore floral shorts.

Tutsi was named Mbuzi because local people of Udzungwa could not fathom the idea a dog that size.

Thank you hosts, thank you Shark Killer and Cockroach

Hashit: Wet Dream for not wearing the gear, Ayaiyai for not showing up for any of the hashes, Shaggy for collapsible tent, Candyblower for sleeping too much.

Honour went to Shaggy although he thought it was unfair. He also misunderstands the hash.

On on

Shark Killer