Run No. 1433
Venue: Triniti Bar
Hares: BagOBones, Panty Pockets
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Gary Glitter

Hashers who braved the threat of being soaked to the skin were rewarded with a longish walk / run through relatively unfamiliar territory. Another after-dark finish though, with the Health and Safety Officer getting twitchy - we’re going to have to start dead on time (5.45), or cover less ground.

The GM had gone to a huge effort (no, really) to make a special costume for Candyman (our sometime RA) on the occasion of his 50th Birthday, but the bu**er didn’t pitch up, so the GM gave it to the Hash’s No 2 bu**er - Gary Glitter - who wore it with pride. The Trail Mattress led us up the garden path in search of NWH location, but we never found it. No Hash in Dar next week because of the Easter Hash upcountry, but maybe the week after it will be at Coco Beach. Desperate invited us all to the Royal Wedding on 29th April - we have all been security vetted by Fully Fitted, so all you need to do now is get your seat allocation (Bride or Groom’s family?) from Boogie Boobs. Flavour Saver complained about Hares and Tortoises who run on a Thursday night but don’t come into the bar afterwards - that’s really unsporting. Hashers would never do that...would they?

The RA had the eminently sensible idea of keeping his performance short and provocative (“the Harriettes are the fat ones with the wobbly bits”) so that we could get to the food faster, but he might as well have been pissing into the wind, as the GM proceeded to cover all the stuff that he thought the RA had missed - and, as always, we also got all the stuff that amuses him, but no-one else cares a toss about. The GM should stick to G Emming and leave the RA to be the enforcer and general piss-taker (at least that’s Candyman’s opinion (as told to me in strictest confidence you understand)). The RA did try to get a rise out of the Virgins: - Kishan, Pegleg, Johan and another Voortrekker, but their FSPs left us thinking ...ho..hum...there’s gotta be more to sex than that. Dominatrix was silly enough to be caught wearing new shoes. Desperate, Horny, and BoogieBoobs took the triple without much mess or splutter - for the offence of going on a pub crawl without taking the GM with them (what did I just tell you!). Candidates for Hashit (in addition to Boring of course) included Flatulence and Undertaker for allowing themselves to be led astray by the Hare.... but Head Gasket came out ahead for short-cutting so cuttingly that he cut out the beer stop! The GM completely screwed up SLSC, so we did get to the food a bite bit sooner.

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