HASH TRASH

Run No 1427

Venue: Banzai’s geisha bar

Hares: Banzai and Close Encounter

Grandmaster: Cockroach

Religious Advisor: The Candyman
Scribe: Foxy Pussy

Konichiwa!

Personally I found it long, hard and painful but they didn’t ask me. They asked Just Carl, who just liked the run and Kilidogo enjoyed the picturesque walk with bats, birds and rainbows.

Be ready for next week’s Hash, which will be Close Encounter’s farewell before she moves on to the country where they fly kites. It will also be Taka Trucker’s birthday. So, bring your kites, and make sure they are beautiful and they fly high because there will be a competition and the winner will take Taka Trucker out on a date!

The announcements were botched up:

- This weekend: Agpu at South beach

- This weekend as well, Saturday evening farewell party at Close Encounter’s house; ask her for directions. Dress code: burkas and bikinis.

- Honda Honda hash: no, this won’t be another Japanese event….Check your emails for info

- St Georges ball on 7 May. Still tickets available, though it is supposed to be the ball of the year - after the Scottish and the Irish balls apparently.

- Caligula is leaving for good.

Candy Man had just returned from Ghana, where he had found Head Gasket’s godson, who had not heard from him for 20 years. Shame!

Late comers: Candy blower, Head Gasket and Just Jane

Three sinners had been caught checking the map before starting to run and walk: Taka trucker, Squirrel, Fuckoff, Close Encounter and Caligula.

Returnees: Boring, Caligula, Close Encounter, Taka Trucker, Anameena Queen, Wounded Knee, Candyblower

Departees: Caligula, Close Encounter, Anameena Queen, Wounded Knee, Dumass and Obaba. They will be busy with farewell parties, Mafia, freezing in America’s hat, recovering from this Hash and organizing farewell parties.

Virgins: 1) Carl, from the full monty’s hole, came with Fully Fitted, likes it reverse cowboy way; 2) Alina, from Boston, came with Boring and pretends to be a virgin; 3) Amanda, from Seattle, also came with Boring, likes it the cowgirl way.

Nominations for Hash Shit: Fuck off for showing the full monty and using his phone; Head Gasket for forgetting he had had a godson for 20 years; Boring, for walking with the virgins instead of running; and Caligula because he is leaving + is badly dressed + feels lonely. And the winner is Fuckoff again.

Usual rugby tune to finish the circle then all rushed to the geisha bar for Japanese treats, good food, sushi and sake. Banzaaai!

Voilà, c’est tout pour aujourd’hui.

Sayonara,

On on,

Foxy Pussy