Hash Trash 1427 – St Patrick’s Day Run at Irish Pub hosted by Cockroach

Hares: Cockroach, Hash Dance and Wanderlust

GM: Cockroach

RA: Umbilical – A true Irishman

Scribe: Shark Killer

Short, hot and sweaty, kinda there and back. The walkers went through somebody’s living room where they were cooking fish, some of them stepped into puddles, overall uneventful.

Gary Glitter donated Castle Milk Stout – competitor of Guinness for down downs.

NWH – Bonzai, we’re off the peninsula!

Announcements:

AGPU April Fools hash – 2nd and 3rd April at Golding beach house, tents $10 each, kids free, adults TShs. 10,000 (By Shark Killer atop Cockroach’s shoulder so she could be seen)

Addis Hash 6 – 8 May

English Ball – 7th May

Hash Kikoys in orange, green, pink and blue

Misdemeanors:

Disrespectful: Bonzai for handing guest RA a down down for being in the circle

Inappropriately dressed: Hats in circle – Obama (a short Japanese version who simply couldn’t shut up – at least they’re similar in that aspect), Foxy Pussy, Nancy

Forgetful bastards: Wanderlust and two women with face paint

Departees: Jesus, Undertaker, Inflation

Returnees: Wounded Knee, Flatulence, Knight Rider, Kiti Moto

Virgins:

Asherie from S. Korea who came with Obama but wasn’t allowed to disclose her FSP, Obama was made to shut up but the RA wasn’t patient enough to let the woman open up, as a result the entire circle was deprived of the information

Nancy from USA who came with Nuts For Love and likes to be on top

Ian from SA wearing a shirt with the word England sprawled across his chest who came with Undertaker and likes bicycle

Marie Claire from Kenya comes with Martha and doesn’t like any SP! The DSM Hash’s first true virgin!

There was a competition between Shark Killer, Marie Claire and Sparkle over who will be the tallest in 5 years – Sparkle won by a landslide of votes, but Shark Killer is the tallest as at March ’11 – what a turn of events!

Most Effort Dressing up: Paddy Hoon and the swinging Shamrocks, Flatulence and Horny Goat, Nuts For Love and Knight Rider

Hashit:

Head Gasket for wanting to join Miriams

Foxy Pussy for Kikoi on head

Fuck Off for digging when in a hole

Virgins were led to the food by Fuck Off, since there was rationing, everybody got something to eat

Go raibh maith agaibh

On on

Shark Killer