Hash Trash 1426 – the Candies at Valhalla
14 March 2011

Hares: Cockroach, Candyman, DominatrixGM: CockroachRA: Candyman
Scribe: Shark Killer

Apparently there was deliberate confusion at checks, Jesus got every single check wrong and Bonzai followed him like a good disciple. Nuts for Love offered to give anyone who wanted a finger, and then there was something about finger lickin’ good. When Bonka-donk was given a chance to speak, she began a detailed description starting at 300BC ending, finally, with “the walk was unexceptional”. NWH – St. Patrick Day Hash at Irish Pub, wear green or leprechaun outfits Announcements:
St Patrick Day band playing at Holiday Inn on Wednesday, entrance TShs. 5,000, proceeds go to charity (yesterday, it was very good)
AGPU April Fools hash – 2nd and 3rd April at Golding beach house, tents $10 each, kids free, adults TShs. 10,000
Hondo hondo Easter Hash
2012 migration hash – ship to Mombasa
Hash Kikoys for TShs. 15,000

Misdemeanors: Mr. Bombastic who doesn’t know his right from left, and Just Lilian who joined walk from run.

Short cutters: Candyman, Shark Killer, Bonzai, Head Gasket, Jesus, Finnish on top

Late Comers: Head Gasket, Harry who was only interested in the food

Inappropriately dressed: Shark Killer (skirt), Harry (well dressed), Caligula (no hash shirt), Thea

Forgetful bastards: Undertaker

Departees: Caligula

Returnees: Enema Queen (interesting shoes)

Visitors:
Harry – who picked Head Gasket, Striker Light, Thea and Herby the Love Bug as three Harriets to drink with, so he can neither count nor tell Harriets from Henris.

Virgins: Thea from SA who comes by herself via internet and likes chandeliers.

Hashit:
Mr. Bombastic for running wrong way out the gate
Steve (AHWTK) for wearing pink
Jesus (who looks less indecent with hashit gear than without) for liking the kinky gear
Head Gasket for going to Thailand

The dishonour (in this week’s case) was given to Head Gasket to show the hashers’ disapproval

Naming:
Steve – Pink Pussy

On on
Shark Killer