Hash Trash 1425 – at the Dance Floor

Hares: Nuts for Love, Foxy Pussy, Castrato, Hash Dance, Shark Killer

GM: Cockroach

RA: Candyman

Scribe: Shark Killer

Pathetic description for a long run with few check points that all the women except Twitcher refused to check out – No beer at beer stop (and Jesus didn’t turn the water to wine), long walk, no tarmac

Trail master went on about secrecy of NWH – he still thinks we don’t realise it means he knows squat.

Hashee birthday – Candyblower, Spits and Swallows

Announcements:

Hondo hondo Easter Hash

Africa Hash 6-8 May Addis – pay before end of March or price goes up, Ethiopian Airlines is giving a 25% discount

Forgetful Bastards: Candyblower, Shark Killer, Linus (ASWTK)

Late Comers: Fully Fitted (we were surprised given he’s usually quite eager), Elephant Balls, Dominique, Head Gasket, Finnish on Top

Departees:

Swinging Spear, Gary Glitter, Frozen Asset

Returnees:

Finnish on Top, Frozen Asset, Swinging Spear, Spare, Gary Glitter (who almost died), Elephant Balls, Candyman and Candyblower (whose husband made her stay home and/but not come…?)

Virgins and Visitors:

John (AHWTK) was not asked any of the customary questions because Candyman claimed he knew the answers as he’s his father in law.

Sten from Sweden who came with Pinocchio and likes the Flying Dutchmen. Candyman (who was accused of being gay by Boring) did not care to know his FSP – or so he claimed, repeatedly.

Lilian from Australia who came with Jesus and likes it on the GM (she’s obviously trying to make her way around the group – fortunately Easylet was not around to kick her butt).

Stephano from Italy who came with Castrato and likes some variation of something.

Michelle from Canada who came with Hash Dance and wont tell us her FSP because she was raised as a good catholic girl, we figured missionary.

Toby from Texas who came with the Devil and likes donkey punch?

Bata from SA who came with Frozen Asset and wont reveal her FSP unless we put a diamond ring on her finger.

Inappropriately dressed:

Gary glitter, Brian, Stephano, Dominique, Caligula, Jesus

Naming:

John – Sugar Daddy

Linus – Bonka-Donk

Hashit:

Swinging Spear for thinking he’s spare – twice (maybe he is)

Dominique for coming late

Nuts for Love for no beer at stop

Frozen Asset for getting on and off a tuk tuk

Jesus for not turning water to wine

Stephano for being well dressed

Shark Killer for not being last even though she was back hare

The honour was given to Jesus because we all love him so.

On on

Shark Killer