HASH TRASH
Run No. 1422 The Red Dress Run
Venue: Nelly’s compound
Hares: Cockroach, Hashdance
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Undertaker

Never have so many hashers been seen wearing lingerie from Victoria’s Secret, and while waiting for the off they chatted happily amongst themselves about thong rash, pelvic sag, and how to get a really smooth bikini line (Head Gasket swears by Wax Away).

It was too hot and humid to run, even without knickers on, and after several clicks the Hare showed pity on us and offered us a short-cut home. But there is always some scunner isn’t there who chirps up that he is ready to go the distance. And so we did - fish-hooks ‘n all. The Best-Dressed Sweaty Couple Award should have gone to Flatulence and Hornigoat.

NWH is at Pleasure Pooch’s kennel. It will be her leaving Hash, so give her a good send-off by bringing plenty of Chum. Gary Glitter wants there to be some pole dancing. Who is turned on by a bitch pole dancing? Gary Glitter apparently. The Bagomoyo Run will be on 21st May - possibly. The AGPU will be a weekend thrash 1/2/3 April at the American Embassy beach cottage (make sure you take some i/d). Brainless from the Nairobbery Hash told us of the Great Hash Migration which will be in Kenya 18-21st May 2012. Best to book your place now because the price doubles every week until the great event. Undertaker - the Guest RA - enticed the Virgins into the open, including San Kee Oh, Hu Flung Dat, Wannabe, Outrigger, and Andreas whose FSP takes about 3 hours (if youre flexible), and requires a whole tub of Viagra. Sounds like, sounds like...... Outrigger presented the GM with Maputo Hash T-shirts - he was touched (but then he always has been, Ed). Centrefold’s significant other Michael (iykwim) was named Pippa, which means something in Swedish. The Hashit went to Squirrel for being far too keen on the less healthy side of the Hash’s activities. And, as in time immemoral, the Circle ended with Swing Low Sweet Chariot.

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