Hash Trash 1423 – at Pleasure Centre’s abode

Hares: Pleasure Centre, Castrato, Just Jenifer

GM: Cockroach

RA: Shaggy Haggis

Scribe: Shark Killer

Pinocchio said something that sounded like bullshit to describe the run and his nose did get longer. Campbed was very self involved and went on about his jetlag when asked to describe the walk. It was a beach theme and we did turn a few heads. There was a terrible incident that occurred with one of the red beer coolers, come to NWH to find out more.

NWH will be hosted by Shark Killer and Umbilical at the Yacht Club.

Announcements:

Friday at Holiday Inn starting 4.30pm a Banker Wanker competition, there will be a hash team so drinkers, contact Shaggy (who is not a banker…)

Forgetful Bastards: Best Dad (Flatulence – his kids have learned the art of sarcasm), Shaggy, Shark Killer, Wet Dream

It was Pleasure Centre’s last hash in Dar Es Salaam for a while, she and pleasure pooch got lovely tshirts that fit them both perfectly.

Lots of hashers came in beach attire, such as Wet Dream who put on Boogie Boob’s bikini bottoms which she did not appreciate and asked him to get them off, (something she doesn’t say to him often) so he wore his daughter’s bikini bottoms. Thankfully there were shorts there as well, which is more than what could be said about Flatulence who wore tiny black Speedos, and then put on a plastic bag over them so we could see “it” better. It did turn Shaggy on and he lost control and put his hands on it. As they say, it is about the bush, not the trunk. Then he gave us an even better view after. Or worse.

Departees:

Brazilian Lawn, Pleasure Centre, Nuts for Love’s family, Swinging Spear

Returnees:

Just Jenifer, Caligula, Spits n Swallows, Campbed, Nurse Ratchet, Pinocchio, Knight Rider, Get Me Off

Misdemeanors:

GM was late and Undertaker got lost, map was wrong and Domintrix was called on for it

Short Cutting Bastards: Flatulence, Campbed, Spits, Wounded Knee, Castrato, Squirrel

Virgins and Visitors:

Big Foot from Johannesburg who came with Head Gasket and FSP – on squash court

Samine and Dominique from Canada who came with Shark Killer, Samine likes it on top and Dominique likes it in an ice rink after the hockey game – so you know where to be and when

Brian from USA who comes with his wife and likes her to be on top, she did not confirm the position so he probably slept on the couch that night

Unk from Netherlands who comes with Swinging Spear and says she cannot choose but there needs to be a bed

Hashit:

Boring for thinking CandyMan is gay

Bonzai for doing Kiboko in private in public

Wet Dream for getting Pleasure Pooch wet (nominated by Boring who doesn’t know to quit digging when in a hole)

Flatulence for showing his willy

Desperate house wives (all the women) for giving Flatulence too much attention

The honour was given to Boring for lack of a better option given Flatulence will not be there on NWH.

On on

Shark Killer