HASH TRASH
Run No. 1421
Venue: Stonetown, Zanzibar
Hares: Swinging Spear, BagOBones, PantyPockets
Grandmaster: Wet Dream
Religious Advisor: My Little Pony

The first-ever (probably) Hash in Stonetown was a great success, especially for those interested in the history and culture (sic) of the place. One who wasn’t was Takkatrakka who led the run at a fine pace, with a keen eye for the tiny pink Haitches. The beer stop was at Spears’s love-nest, up some vertiginous stairs - but with a fine view out over the roof-tops. Can’t remember much about the Circle except that Saddlesore suddenly disappeared and the only traces of her that remained were some little red chunks in a creamy sauce - and Dominatrix was guilty of flagrant beer abuse (claimed to be conserving her sobriety so as to better weather the night’s excesses). Boring was a contender for the Hashit on account of being inappropriately dressed (as always) but Hashers expressed an overwhelming desire to see the honour go to Dominatrix. And so it came to pass. Special mention for harriette, Close Encounters, who was on the island, failed to make it to the Hash, saw only one act at the music festival, and was so shopped out by Sunday she had to borrow money to get to the airport for her flight back to Dar.

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