HASH TRASH
Run No. 1380
Venue: Banzai’s Green Oasis in Upanga
Hares: Banzai, PantyPockets
Grandmaster: Cockroach
Religious Advisor: Loves That Shit

A very select group of hashers gathered in Upanga for Dar’s first Saki Hash. Getting to Upanga at 5.30 on a Monday night is not for the faint-hearted, but it turned out to be a piece of piss. While I was waiting for the kick-off I got my legs waxed by Nutcracker - such silky, smooth hands........ Now, where was I?.. ah yes, Upanga. Banzai set a very creditable trail for a neophyte, though it was a bit hard to follow at times through all the smoke and dust - but just when my mouth began to feel like the bottom of a parrot’s cage we got to the beer stop - where Buggered Balls just had to lap up the thrill of a Warm Safari in Upanga - definitely a once-in-a-lifetime experience. Rewinding a bit.....that mean, rascally Arse Liquor bought a choc ice off a Stop Me and Buy One man on Ali Hassle Mwinyi Road, and didn’t share it with anyone - i could tell that Nutcracker was just dying for a lick. And a cute Virgin from across the pond caught up with us on the corner of Maliki Road and Lugala Street, though come to think of it, it could have been Kitonga Street. The walky talkies, led by that desperate duo, Dominatrix and Panty Pockets, claimed to have enjoyed some scintillating conversations - dishing the dirt and taking the piss more like.

As usual, the GM had forgotten everyone’s names, so he had the brilliant idea of getting us all to introduce ourselves to the Virgins. After that, Arse Liquor, as full of himself as ever, harangued us about Thirsty Thursday Night at the Marine House, and his birthday party / all weekend piss-up at CampBed’s tent on Grants Road near DYC. Both of these events kick off at 7.30. NWH is also at CampBed’s tent. Loves That Shit did a fine job in his first try-out as RA - I think he could go far - who knows, maybe all the way to Ubungo. (This is getting out of hand - get a grip, Ed). Yes, well, there were: four Latecummers - Arse Liquor, Takkatrakker, Big Mac, and Just Bridget; three Virgins - Ian, Buggered Balls, and Big Mac; one Returnee - Neandershorty, and one Leaver - Dominatrix (heading for her nuptials across the pond). Someone wanted to give Just Bridget the name of GRANNYPANTIES (I reckon Arse Liquor will be cleaning latrines night and day for the next week) but PantyPockets filed for copyright protection, so the naming and shaming has been postponed. Arse Liquor was awarded the Hashit for being Arse Liquor. And the Circle ended with the traditional song. I reckon these small Hashes sans rowdies are more fun, so please don’t everybody come to next week’s Hash.

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