GM: Cockroach
RA: Candy Man
Scribe: Nuts For Love
Host: Dominatrix

It was a smaller hash than usual, possibly a difficult place to find or the exhaustive weekends has in Bagamoyo, though by popular demand it was recalled that those not attending Bagamoyo wanted the Monday hash, so where were they?

The circle started with the hares Dominatrix and Cockroach to the familiar hares song but alas, some have been practicing............. one hour and 7000 verses that were harmonious we managed to find out about the run, Lord Whore Whore said Indecisive and the walk reported by Easy Let smelly walky pokky.

The trail master away hi better half love those nuts stood in and advised that the multitalented Ass Licker will host. Swiftly on to announcements that included wet pussy’s at the G&D i hope its 18+, followed by some bestiality with Goats and a kili marathon, no compete ion for the hash as long as its not a running competition.

The Winning Tiny team were summoned but they had already returned to the Olympic training camp.

RA soon got on with the task after the newly sung Perkle in the Circle, Head Gasket, not only late waiting for a lass that was never going to pitch, he was running a very busy office (put it on silent ringing) and yet again taking out another guest for a top night in Dar.

Dominatrix yet again in the circle for the map of her set trail that she gave the GM to take the runners, nice map this time, shame the route did not correlate, but the RA was impressed by this maths teacher being an expert launderer! Then it was the fate of those incorrectly dressed, Lord Whore Whore and TakaTrack with no hash shirts, after they had been given two each at Bagamoyo.

Returnee Lord Whore had no excuse for his long absence but joined Easy Let and Head Gasket for a down down. Then it was a fashion parade of Fancy pants that Easy Let seemed to miss, Dumb Ass, Lord Whore with shorts made from matching shower curtains and LTS with those torturous pink shorts.

Virgin Orlando from London a guest of Head Gasket with a Missionary FSP and kids that resemble Head Gasket in more ways than one said Flatulence. We drank a mix of Kili and that Grand Malt, quite nice before singing Warm Safari.

GM awarded a milestone 100 run shirt to Horny Goat who after popular demand decided to don it, unfortunately this still did not shut up the heckling Flatulence. Then some corresponding emails were mentioned, one in particular was the one from the Ultimate ambulance crew who treated two of the runners from the Bagamoyo hash, the first treatment was for depression and the second was for a long standing right leg.

Then the GM found out why the map did not function, walkers Dominatrix and Candy Blower were shopping on the walk, taking fashion advise from Easy Let, but wait for it the only other walker being the Virgin Orlando, but adding injury to insult they made him pay for the new skirt (TSH 1,000). He will never hash again it was just like being at home with his wife, Dominatrix showed off her new attire which should have joined the hash shit gear, well, maybe not and why did you not get Tsh 900 change !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This then led to a naming of Orlando, many good suggestions from the Harriette’s but the outcome was BIG SPENDER and you probably guested Dominatrix excelled her self into the hash shit position Bad map, Shopping and a fine display of Laundry. The circle ended with SLSC and for once the GM got it right.

Nuts For Love