Hash Trash 1332 of the Dar es Salaam Hash

Run: 1332

Venue: Tanzania Breweries

Hare boogie boob & Reaper

The hash started at 5: 30 pm with a breweries tour of which head casket, mother trucker and get me off had to find their own way about the breweries as Freddie had whisked off everyone without leaving a trace of where to start the tour, oh well the musketeers managed to located the hashers finally and followed on the very educative tour of why people get hangovers when did the hash become a support group

Immediately after the tour, was a short run around the breweries, I clearly have no clue where the walk and run was, but they ran and walked back to the breweries.

The GM called the circle to a start and he was rather shocked that bag of bones was MIA, but the day was saved because I was the only one who could spell while drunk, dancing to congomani music and write on carton box. courtesy of boxer

Apparently saying you’re not hashing and mysteriously showing up for the hash is not advisable, well the GM called bum titty and boxer in the circle for this crude act of insubordination and ratchet was glad to join in

Please keep reading it gets better. Anyway as I was saying the down downs started and we used some rather peculiar plastic cups for down downs, are we running out of warm safari thus the need to ration it??????? Times are really heard hashers, the recession has hit the warm safari.

Hares were called into the circle boogie boobs and reaper and when asked about the run, erotic chicken thought that the markings were insane and didn’t see any. No wonder I got lost on the run.

A panty pocket look alike was called in the circle it had something to do with morogoro , Hansen the marine decided he looks like panty pockets this got the marines hysterical and parental guidance is advised f*@king now or f@ck it now gave way too much information on that.

When asked about next week’s hash reaper mentioned something about the hash being at police officers mess in the peninsular and to be hosted by cockroach!!!! a look alike was called in the circle knight rider /night rider

Our RA candy man stepped in and called out all the misdemeanours on the hash and shamelessly they were too many offences in the hash including the fact that the RA was wearing candy blowers hash T shirt.

Of the atrocities committed in the hash was the fashion while on the breweries tours, no hash shit was worn on the tour and hashers wearing running shoes/sneakers/ leather shoes and I think I saw some prada on the tour

Boogie boobs was called into the circle by the RA to explain the difference between a sneaker and running shoes, I believe their was an explanation I just don’t know what it was though.

As usual the SCB were called by the RA and some people just never learn .the returnees were called into the circle and they were candy blower who was on holiday, bottoms up – out of the country and bum titty – travelling and one guy in a green t shirt.

We had a lot of virgins if only they allowed the ritual sacrifice of virgins… mmh gone are the days of rituals oh well, the virgins included Shiko from Kenya , erotic chicken made her come and her FSP is on top ; Ivy from Kenya brought by erotic chicken and her FSP does not involve erotic chicken and done it once??? Archina from Indian brought by Betties boo and her FSP Kama sutra; Rachel from USA, FSP somewhere in the middle??? I didn’t understand this, middle of where??? Megan from the USA who likes reverse cow girl and finally Jennifer from USA likes to be on top wearing someone’s t-shirt.

Hashers broke into a harmonious chorus of warm safari in honour of the breweries tour and note of thank was given to Freddie for being such a wonderful tour guide.

The Hash sh*t was a very stiff competition for the Monday run, nominations included dominatrix for wanting the hash sh** so badly she even pimped the gear up, Aiiilililiiiii for not running or walking, Dan for being an on and off hasher and finally Wounded Knee for being Wounded Knee.

After much heckling from the hashers on who should be hash sh** the award went to dominatrix for wanting it so badly.

Virgins were called back into the circle and the circle ended with the Sweet low...

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