HASH TRASH
Run No.1331 25 August 2009
Venue: Trinity Bar, Msasani
Hares: Bagobones, Panty Pockets, Hot Safari

Yet another superb run from the old-uns but good-uns - it was long, stiff, fast and not at all hairy - what more could you want? Yeh - ok - apart from two beer stops manned by scantily-clad nymphets. I fully accept that Shaggy Haggis doesn’t quite fit that description, but Little MG was atop the truck and, if she is not a nymphet, I don’t know who is, and she was scantily-shod at least. A first for the Dar Hash was three Virgins in a taxi (there’s a joke there somewhere) joining the run at the second check. And within ten minutes they were short-cutting - having been led astray by that incorrigible deviant - Rippa.

The Grand Master (CampBed) - in an innnonative mood - set about organising a mini-marathon for short-cutting bastards that included Shaggy, Little MG and Saddlesore. Shaggy won I think but he had to be topped up by Rippa half way round. Twist, who has been having panic attacks about catching syphilis again from our rusty tin mugs, was thanked for supplying plastic beakers for the down downs. The Trailmaster claimed to know where NWH will be, but was widely disbelieved. It will be at the Brewery (if you believe him) and will involve a short jog to the beer taps. Movie Nite at the Marine Shack will be this Thursday starting at 17.30 for curtain up at 19.00 (showing the latest Star Trek). And, if cross-dressing soldiers turn you on, the Marines Costume Party will be on October 31st. Good to see the pukka Religious Advisor back - Candyman of course. He kicked off by dragging out the forgetful ones - Little MG and Cockroach (twice over). “Warm Safari” was sung, and Wet Dream (who cares about these things) gave his seal of approval to the “Oggies.” The RA regretted not being able to rub Prawn’s nose in the Ashes, but a Prawn lookalike - Boxer - was humiliated instead. Hash Hincontinents - Head Gasket, Twist and Panty Pockets - took the triple, and the RA said that their performance was the best he had ever seen in the long history of the device. Returnees included Capt. Skidmarks, Enema Queen, Two Fingers, Pluckin Useless, and Little MG. The Virgins were a mix of Canucks and Yanks. When one of them, James, was asked about his Favourite Sexual Position, he replied that he was just glad to get any sex, let alone have a favourite position. Candidates for Hashit included the Hash Mouth (Shaggy Haggis (for being a terrorist-freeing Scotsman)) and the Hash Harlot (Dominatrix (for not being properly dressed)) - it was a very close thing, but, after consulting the third umpire, the GM awarded it to Dominatrix. And didn’t she wear it with style. The Circle ended with the traditional song from Louisiana. Praise the Lord, and On On.

BoB