HASH TRASH
Run No.1272 25 August 2008
Venue: Yacht Club
Hares: Omission, Squirrel, Boxer

There was an excellent turn-out for Omission’s farewell Hash. He gave the runners a very confusing account of the trail markings, and then left them in the tender care of Squirrel and Boxer who, at every check, could be seen poring over little maps and not making any sense of them. Despite being very well-worn territory Omission managed to find a few previously unexplored nooks and crannies for us to jog down. Mr F***king Nobody was much less disruptive than normal on account of being held on a very tight lead. Pissed in Action made sure that Boxer didn’t fall too far behind and get lost.

Our much revered Grand Master, Wet Dream, announced that there will be a Mishmanagement Meeting this Thursday at HIS house. He thanked Knight Support for donating a First Aid Kit to the Hash, but cautioned Hashers about getting overconfident and taking too many risks - as there is almost nothing useful in it - no disinfectant, rubber gloves or K-Y Jelly. The RA (Candyman) reminded Hashers of the “No sex rule” and called forth Hornigoat for punishment - she was last seen in the Members Enclosure at the Goat Races with her tongue down Rentboy’s throat (envy all round). Omission is about to mutate into a teacher of small boys, so small-boy-lookalikes, such as Slippery When Wet and Prawn, were brought into the Circle to share a down down with him. Returnees included Prawn, OMR, OverEasy, Benderova, Fat Bastard, Skidmark, and SlappA. Virgins included Wingco Richard, Whitney from Arkansaw, Torsten, Elephant Balls, Lene the Wife, Rita who likes it in the water, and baby Ione. Wingco was administered a horizontal down down by Pissed in Action to the tune of The Dambusters March. “Forgeful bu**ers” included Sifa who had forgotten to collect no less than two mobile phones. Skidmark complained of being cheated after trudging all the way from Dubai in the hope of seeing the black rubber dildo, better known as “Torsten’s Friend” - so he was awarded it “in absentia”. Arushasha was damply followed by a strangely-muted rendering of SLSC.

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