HASH TRASH
Run No. 1268 28 July 2008
Venue: Mother Immoral’s House of ill-Repute, Peninsula
Hares: Bunny, Flatulence and Mother Immoral

Bunny said it was a perfectly set run, but then she would wouldnt she? Actually, it was quite good, though it was obvious that they had cheated and set it from a car. There were some tricky bits, but SlappA figured em out pretty quick - you have to get up very early to pull a fast one on SlappA. Wet Dream abandoned the run after no more than a few hundred metres, on account of his jetlag - poor wee thing. Skidmark measured his length on the ground, but fortunately he was not on the wet tar section at the time. Tiny played with his horn to great effect.

Talking of Tiny things, he is setting Next weeks Hash - from the Lora International Brasserie in Mikocheni B. The GM (the real GM that is, not those pale imitations we have been getting recently) dished out trophies given to him by other Hashes. The T-shirts were popular but there wasn’t much enthusiasm for the black rubber dildo so thoughtfully presented to us by ex-Dar hashers in Birmingham (well lets face it there is not much else to do in Birmingham but play with dildos). It was probably too small to interest our Harriettes, so it was presented to Rent Boy, because of the problems he has “getting it up on the beach”- he fretted about what his maid will think when she discovers it under his bed.

Much scorn was poured on the RA for his supposedly first known sighting of a candy-striped hyena (after last weeks Hash at Woody’s Hole). Those who would have been scared witless by seeing a hyena were called into the Circle for a down down - and these included Hornigoat, Bunny and Swooping Tiger. Returnees were welcomed - none more so than Hot Safari who has been to hell (aka Nairobi) and back recently, but is now much better. There were 5 virgins, one of whom was from the dreaded A-place, so we all got drenched. Another was Louis who said he was an alcoholic who favours the hyena position. Some thongs remained unclaimed, so the RA ordered Prince Charming (aka Rent Boy) to go round the Harriettes trying it on (so to speak) - they werent impressed. Flatulence was the deserved recipient of the Hashit for the most long-winded and boring Hashit nomination in the history of the Dar Hash. The Circle ended with a song about a chariot taking the Prophet Elijah to heaven. Hallelujah!

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BoB