HASH TRASH
Run No. 1266 14 July 2008
Venue: Friar Tuck’s tuckshop
Hares: RentBoy and Frozen Scrotum

It was a fine, fast and longish run. The only jarring note was the horning - all that is needed is a couple of blasts when the on on is called (like wot Tiny gives us) but Tiny had relinquished the horn to Rent Boy who gave us soaring glissandos, and arpeggios punctuated with florid curlicues. Completely over the top in my opinion. We are a fairly laid-back bunch on the Hash but when a Virgin took a leak at the first check the Harriettes didn’t know whether to look away politely or check out the source more closely.

Wet Dream’s announcement that he wouldn’t be around for the next few weeks was met with great jubilation, but even more excitement was generated by RentBoy’s open invitation to come round and drink his beer and trash his place this Friday. It is a birthday and premature leaving party, so Hashy Birthday was sung. The GM brought HorniGoat into the Circle for a down down - she had unwisely mentioned to him that she had spent all Saturday squeezing balls. Close Encounters, who now has the confidence to run the Hash outwith the protective embrace (aka lecherous gropings) of the GM, declared the run as “complete pants” - which meant something in 1995. Sajjad thought the walk was great - he has just got married, so he was asked to choose three more wives in case he has still has the energy - these were S&S, Nutcracker and BeachBalls (!?). Bastille Day was celebrated by the singing of “ou est le papier” to the tune of the Frog national anthem. Spit and Swallow was the Guest RA, and she did a fine job of persuading the Virgins to tell us their favourite sexual positions. Newcomers included CokoKebab, Shake’nSpurt, Kabul and Norah from North Carolina. KnightRider, Frozen Scrotum and Mark were down downed for having the temerity to lean on the beer truck. Hashers voted unanimously for BagoBones getting the Hashit as punishment for some very trivial misdemeanours - the tyranny of the mob triumphing once again over clear-sighted, mature judgement.

The hash served up by Friar Tuck was a cut above the usual. Loved your balls HorniGoat - must’ve have eight about ate.

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