Monday 26 November 2007
Run: 1232
Host : Mother Immoral
Hares : BothWays and MotherImmoral

For some reason I feel uninspired with the drive to expound at length. Thank superior powers for that you say.

Did you ever come across a hare with a short memory - then you must have been at last nights run and therefore not bothering to read this. Imagine leaving the venue and being lost within three hundred metres ... and being so unphased as to admit it ... lets run the trail backwards (flour on the right) she says ... and then we have flour on both sides !? ... talk about merging trails ... and then on flour and called back to go a different way ... well who cares anyway.

Least said the better it seems to me.

Apparently the walkers pack even became separated before finding a beerstop, and the runners overtook the beer truck for an impromptu beerstop before reaching where the beerstop might have been and then missed where the beerstop had been ... you get the picture, and I’m not going to run on about it.

A fine circle was started by Panty Pockets announcing a St Andrews scottish dance evening on Saturday. Numbers are limited so contact a scottish dancer if you want to book.
Boxer was awol, so assistant Trailmaster BeachBalls was called upon to advise about next weeks run. Unfortunately for him no one had told him (and unlike you, he didn’t read last weeks scribbles) so the GM was able to show off his remarkable memory by inviting NeanderShorter and LeakyLucy and DeadLoss for a refreshing downdown in anticipation of their Valhalla farewell next Monday.
F’ingNobody advised that the USA is still giving away large volumes of secrets so flour wastage is not necessary. Call him if you want a good jigsaw puzzle to give an Iranian friend for Christmas.
Lack of organisers didn’t stop the GM reminding us about the orphans toys and food giveaway scheduled for 15 December.
CandyMan was called in for light relief ... he was said to have borrowed BoogieBoobs underwear at the beach .. no one said if she was in it at the time.
The hares were chastised despite NeanderShorter suggesting that the run was ‘living life on the edge’ and an example of Zen and the art of hashing ... obviously hedging his bets in case next weeks trail is less than truly fantastic.
Before handing over to the RA, WetDream called in a running couple who dropped out early on the trail but claimed they were not tired, or having sex on the hash, merely abducted by aliens. He proposed that they be hashnamed ExtraTesticle and CloseEncounter.

BothWays was the weeks RA (which perhaps explains why she was unphased at admitting her failure as a setter of trails ?) and rubbed it in by starting straight into ‘Ou est le papier’. Hashy birthday dancing girl SlappA ushered in MyLittlePony for a free beer to celebrate his OCTOBER birthday - honestly Woody, the beer from the coolers is better and free, no need to engineer excuses, but we did enjoy the dancing girl bit. Miniature harriette Monica is to run 5 kilometres with BW as running pal ?? don’t ask me why or when but she is obviously keen so good for her, and BoogieBoobs choked up when MotherImmoral was described as the Mother of Mothers.
In an attempt to offload the responsibility for the run, BW called in her haremates and berated them for her failure, but when the circle showed no sympathy quickly moved on to the lost hounds. Omission, FrozenScrotum, DogsBollocks, WetDream, ExtraTesticle and CloseEncounter were a mere sampling of the chaos, but suffered for us all, in company with Jesus and EnemaQueen who didn’t even raise a sweat on the run.
On a safer note, virgin Leila from London was introduced and CandyMan was thanked for bringing her, but she was offered Dan and Bag’o’Bones as reasons to return, so who knows if she will.
The chairbound CloseEncounter was carried into the circle by ET and the GM, to be considered for naming. Seemed a foregone conclusion, although Jesus attempted to inject some division by suggesting Immaculate Misconception as an alternative. The GM deemed this too complicated for him to remember and concensus agreement welcomed ET and CE with a refreshing beer shower.

The final stage of the circle is always the hashshit stakes. The regalia had been returned by ChickenLicking and previous virtual hashshits were clearly willing to relinquish their right to pose in it, so without further question BothWays donned her well earned rewards and we moved on to the hash hymn and food and another beer.

Well what can you say, I was uninspired but drivelled on anyway.

ON ON to Valhalla

eSquire L
Purveyor of history for the discrimating hashers of the DHHH