Partially deciphered SCRIBBLES

Monday 27 August 2007
Run: 1218
Venue: BothWays house, Regents Estate
Hares: BothWays and St Knick

If you missed the weekends Makadi Beach runs (1216 and 1217) then you might think this was run number 1216 - but no one would be so stupid, would I.

Having gathered and milled in the BothWays compound, we were offered silly little jelly cups filled woith silly red jelly. Long tongues were needed to extract the jelly and its alcoholic mixture - most hashers seemed to cope remarkably well.

Having set the tone for the run, BothWays explained that five beer stops were to be executed before the return. It was true, and the twenty two runners variously met with the walkers at locations around the area for some fine spirits, awful concoctions, and a cooling ale.

At the circle Fat Bastard suggested that ‘more a drink than a run’ was a good description of the event, and this was geherally endorsed. Ben explained the walk as puzzling and enthralling - what else can you say.

With the circle underway, Wet Dream had Fat Bastard on her back, for a horizontal downdown administered by Slimy Bastard generally up FBs nose. Don’t dis the GM.

Announcements started with next weeks run, to be hosted by Gay Haggis at plot 1205 on the road between the Slipway and the Yacht Club; continued with the Scottish dancing at the DYC beach banda on Wednesday; and completed with Park’n’Ride being reminded of the MMC meeting on Thurs 6 Sept.

Our regularly attendant Religious Adviser, Madam BothWays, took over the reins with a belated hashy birthday to St Knick - and a long winded story about how her dog ate the birthday cake, including a practical demonstration of dogs eating cake ... ?? From here things went odd shaped and Donald, Dickhead, Chimes, Tinker, and Seepha all got downdowns for some reason; follwed by Jeffrey as an FRB; Babu Golding and Slimy Bastard with two german tourists; St Knick, Salty Gonads, Late Cummer, and Frozen Scrotum for drinks stops; Rent Boy with DianA and LaurA for a perfectly obvious resaon which eludes me; Ben again as a true virgin with St Knick again as the hash expert at deflowering (is Ben a gardener - how did this link happen); and finally Ed-Jaculator and Swooping Tiger must have done something but only the RA knows what.

BothWays and Panty Pockets and St Knick and Park’n’Ride must be setting up a Harriettes choir as they chorused ‘Sister Belinda’ for the pack. Not wishing to sound rude, we will quickly move on with the rest.

Last Mondays Hash Shit was Dancing Lemon Turd, but he forgot the Hash Shit regalia when at the weekend Makadi runs, so retained the title into todays run, and then proceeded to leave the toilet seat in a taxi - talk about asking for an extension of tenure. As new nominees we had Ed-Jaculator for doing something with his wife; and Swooping Tiger for the same (not Ed’s, his); yet Ed-J stayed and the Tigger was acclaimed a hash hero and given an early down down. Mr Bombastic had been caught with his cell phone behind a tree during the circle; St Knick was offered up but deemed a heroine for running three drinks stops, so she quickly downed and out; then DLT and Ed-J both sneakily claimed to be ‘leaving on a jet plane’ before the next run. Leaving Mr Bombastic to win hands down down down down down.

Hash Hymn, on food.

ON ON

Squire L
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