Hash Trash 1527
5 November 2012
Venue: Dar Yacht Club
Hares: Cockroach, Nurse Ratched
GM: Cockroach
RA: Rock Climber
This was the Dar HHH’s Halloween Hash (only five days late) but most Hashers had long since moved on and were now more interested in setting fire to something – or someone. Rock Climber continues to use his very considerable powers of intelligence (sic) to think up new verses for “And the Hares…..” This week’s effort was “She came from Glamorgan with a …… like a pipe organ.” Needs a bit more work Rock Climber – don’t give up your day job just yet. Panty Pockets complained that the Walking Hare was making it up as she went along (talk about the kettle calling the pot black) but otherwise it was the usual crap. Common Cock – a visiting hasher – got (deliberately ? ) lost – and found himself by sheer chance in a bar. Nuts4lurve told us that NWH will be hosted by Silent Stroker somewhere near the Wonder Welders scrapyard.
The last Hash from the Yacht Club ended with the tragic death of Head Gasket, so we all stood in silence and remembered the fun and laughter that this great guy brought to the Hash. It was good to see his kids again – they will always be welcome on the Dar Hash.
Rock Climber transformed himself into a mermaid for his RA slot, and very slimy he was too. But how do you have sex with a mermaid when you can’t get their legs apart? We had a pre-run of the US Presidential election – Tiny Sausage was a most unbelievable Obama, and CandyMan did a fine job of standing in for Mitt Dumney. No need for a vote. Virgins were thick on the ground, and included Richard from Zim who favours the Mussolini position (Koochi Gucci obliged us with the official version), Common-Cock-From-Colombo who likes hanging upside down from a substantial beam, and Just Lesley who said she would like to take home that lean but cute guy dressed as Gandalf, but would insist on being on top – not an unreasonable request I thought – I am sure it could be arranged. Still Can’t Get It Up Adam won an Oscar for Best Costume, and the Most Scary Brat award went to Kili’N’Dogo (where should you put those pesky apostrophes? CandyMan – you’re a bit of a pedant1 – can you help out here please?).
Contenders for the Hash’s Highest Award included HashDance, Just Jimmy, Common Cock, that virgin ‘English Git’, Rock Climber, and Just Keith (nominated twice – for leading Hashers astray and having his mobile on during the Hash Circle). After the vote for Just Keith there was no need to continue. The Circle ended, as it should, with the singing of that sublime anthem – ‘Swing Low Sweet Chariot’.
On On
BoB
1Hashers not wholly conversant with the English language, and that includes a few Brits, not to mention Shaggy (though I just have) should note that a pedant is not the same as a pederast, or a paediatrician – you musn’t confuse CandyMan with Gary Glitter, though admittedly they are both a bit dodgy.