Monday 25 June 2007
Run: 1207
Venue: Tulip and Jason’s House
Running Hares: Mr. Shit Hole
Walking hare: Tulip and Jason

This week’s scribbles are brought to you by Laura again who is filling in while Squirrel is visiting mummy. A large group of people turned up and it was an excellent time with Delicious Belgium/German beer along with the usual Safari and Kilimanjaro. The run was “bloody awful as there was no paper and it doubled back” said Jesus and the walk was “good but there was no beer” according to Mother Immoral. Mr. Shit Hole then asked, “How can it be good without beer?” Jesus and Head Gasket were in rare musical form throughout the entire time of the circle, often singing over the Religious Advisor.

Announcements:Mis-management meeting was last Thursday even though Boxer and Park-n-Ride didn’t make it. Reasons given for truancy were that Boxer was in the air and Park-n-Ride was pissed. It was decided however at the Mis-management meeting that the hash was missing a Beer Master and Wet Dream asked if there were any volunteers for the position. Mother Immoral was picked out for volunteering however she retorted saying, “I am not going to be F*&king Beer Master”. No matter as we voted her into the position anyway. There is no mis-management meeting this week as Park-n-Ride is getting married again. Next week’s hash is at the Osterbay Hotel hosted by Mr. Bombastic.

At this point, the hares, Mr. Shit Hole, Jason and Tulip, had a down down (Tulip with really nice beer from Belgium). - Chicken Shit had a down down because she was incessantly on the phone.- Head Gasket launched us into a nice verse and chorus of “Bum Titty” while Beg’n4it was enjoying two men paying attention to her assets.- Mother Immoral had a down down for being a slow learner and not being sure where her tits were or her bum. Beg’n4it and her assistants demonstrated for the slow learner.- Ed and Dominic had to pick someone to have sex with and (according to my notes) they picked salty gonads, gosh gosh gosh?

There are no rules on the hash but one rule is, don’t walk around on your cell phone. Chicken Shit was a violator of this rule and we all started chanting, “Chicken Shit, Hash Shit, Chicken Shit, Hash Shit...” Beg’4it put Chicken Shit’s cell phone in her pocket and it started to ring and Chicken Shit frantically attempted to get her phone back only to discover it was Nasty Pasty calling her to which she said, “You sod”. Chicken Shit was allowed to pick someone with whom she would want to have a social call and she picked Tootsie, who did not partake in a down down as she is a dog. Chicken Shit was unanimously selected as Hash Shit.
Next the Virgins were introduced. Angel was brought by Bum Titty and her favorite sexual position is doggie style. Domenic was brought by Bunny and his favorite sexual position was #22. Katie was brought by Roxanne and she likes to be on top.

It was then decided that it was time to give Jason a hash name. There were 5 suggestions:
- Sister Belinda
- Twiggy
- Horrendous Haggis
- Jock Strap (later amended to Jolly Jock Strap)
- Gay Haggis
And the name that was selected..... *** Gay Haggis ***

And so the circle broke and we all dove into rice with meat and veggie sauce.

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