Hash Trash 1419 - at Fully Fitted’s manor

31 Jan 2011

Hares: Taka Tracker, Legless, Fully Fitted, Panty Pockets

GM: Cockroach

RA: Candy Man

Scribe: Shark Killer

Its getting hotter, runs are getting shorter, speeches (and circle) are getting longer.

NWH will be at Twitcher’s abode although the trail master went on about it being a secret, adventurous location. We know that usually means he has no idea. They aren’t called the Mismanagement for nothing.

Announcements:

Zanzibar Hash on 13th Feb – too late to book now, but try your luck anyway

There was a lot of sex on this hash with men and women giving each other lap dances, pricks being termed “small” (Caligula’s) – Flatulence said this. We’re not surprised he knows. We had some sandwiches. Some twosomes. Some groupies. Panty Pockets tried to remove Candy Man’s shorts right in front of Candy Blower and he stopped her for fear of being in too much trouble. We also had some girl on girl (Boogie Boobs and Horny Goat) and some dude on dude (Flatulence and Shaggy of course) action.

Inappropriately Dressed:

Taka Tracker (skirt), Just Steve (skirt), Russian dude with handbag, virgin gal in a skirt (Gabriel), virgin dude in dress pants (Greg), Herby the Love Bug.

Departees:

Legless and Blow Job

Returnees:

Man Cuff, Shark Killer, Wounded Knee, Head Gasket, Wet Dream, Shaggy Haggis

Misdemeanors:

Shaggy Haggis was running with a can of beer, which made him a hero but then decided it wasn’t worth the effort and threw the can, with beer in it! on the side of the road which should have made him hashit.

Virgins:

Greg from Australia, Head Gasket made him come with a back scuttle, which is his FSP as well.

Gabriel from USA, Swair made her come and she likes Reverse Cowgirl

England? from Norway who cannot remember FSP and was brought by Elephant Balls. There were a few takers when a request came to jog h memory.

Naming:

Elaina who is quiet and shy and Finnish and likes it on top was named Finish On Top

Debra who is lovely and tall and works in health and likes to paddle was named Stroke My Dick

Hashit:

Pleasure Centre for asking for dinner during (long) circle

Legless for being utterly disruptive

Man Cuff and Enema Queen for sex on the hash (Castrato made this nomination, we think he was just jealous EQ was not giving him any attention)

Enema Queen for dressing up for the hash

Shaggy for littering the city and wasting beer (he was sucking up to the GM saying GM can never be hashit, maybe he wanted to take the new hashit gear – a hair accessory – home to use the way Flatulence demonstrated)

Cockroach for forgetting to put on the hashit gear (he was already hashit anyway)

The honour was given to Cockroach after which the piper piped warm safari and we sang along. After dinner Fully Fitted fitted us with Amarula chocolates and shots, Caligula and Blow Job played the piano and people jumped on trampoline.

On on

Shark Killer