Hash number 1327

Date 27/07/2009

The circle was opened by none other than our very own mr Camp Bed and a sorry rendition of Warm Safari.

Some forgetful ones included Ripper as well as his daughter for his cellphone and some playing cards??

The heirs included Ripper, Boogie Boobs and Beefeater, with a brilliant, nice and short walk, and what was said for the run was that one mr Flatulence would want n house in the village through which they ran (Easy Let, sounds like a job for you...)

Some announcements included Panty Pockets about the Morogoro run taking place on the 19 and 20th September with only n limited number of rooms (pay or miss out...) The Bag of Bones stand ins included none other than Tiny Sausage and Isa

Cockroach had something to say about some concert at Sweat Easy this weekend.

Freddy (our wonderful host) was called in, this was then followed by a rendition of bum titty (well atleast at this point there still was a choir). Thank you Freddy for a lovely hash with lots of on tap beer!

All this was followed by Candy Man, our esteemed RA who then saw fit to have Foxy Pussy enjoy a down down for being French, joined by a few French look alikes.

The heirs where called in again along with Freddy for a down down to the lovely brewery tour, which again didn’t happen, this time due to Ripper the chauve who thought that is woman might have gotten lost on the walk. Mmmm maybe we should tie him to a pillar next time......

Misdemeanour’s included a few horrible hashers for beer spillage, this group included none other than Freddy, Shout, the man in yellow and Panty Pockets (who escaped this by some unknown means). On the ice for you!!!

The inappropriately dressed included Boxer, the man in yellow (for his spray on trousers) and again Freddy (just can’t seem to stay out of trouble that one... a true hasher except for the spillage).

Returnees included too many to remember (as I was one of them), but the excuses included being in the UK, having better things to do, and the very honest Nico (who has yet to be named) for just being lazy.

The many virgins included:

Mike from England brought by Scotty who enjoys it Cowboy Style

Kyle from Scotland brought by Boogy who likes it doggy style

Wil from the Netherlands brought by ‘him’ and her FSP was said so softly I wonder if Candy Man himself could here it...

The the guy, from somewhere brought by Twist likes it up with the stomach????

Sarah from Germany likes a lap dance (giving or receiving I wonder)

and finally Ian from Washington brought by his dad like the big old 69

Drink it down down down down....

Our GM Camp Bed then joined the circle asking ripper for the location of next weeks hash the reply being who knows. Please volunteers are always needed, and these included a very thirsty Frozen Scrotum and Scotty.

Departees included Man Cuff, pole and have a good trip!

Hash Shit nominees included Twist for a horrible evening out with the boys (came last and left first....)

Prawn for his horny dogs and Shout for absent mindedly making announcements without a beer on her head.

The lucky winner being Twist!

This all was then follwed by SLSC which definitely needed some help...

Topless Wonder (the Virgin Scribe)