From a mystery scribe.

August 6th Hash #1214 (I Think)

Next Weeks Hash is with Tania and Mama Pear. As usual a mismanagement meeting will be held at Boogie Boobs and Wet Dreams house to do like talking and much drinking.

F*cking Nobody’s Map sucked and so was awarded a down-down! He has been advised to improve his technical capacity so the next time he doesn’t have to scribble a map by hand.

To participate in the Naivasher Hash Contact Boxer! It begins at 6am and will be held from October 5-7th. A totally of 9 runners will be needed. It is expected that in order to redeem ourselves from the disastrous Bagamoyo Hash, the Dar Has team will be returning with a trophy.

The Resident Advisor:

The lame and wounded, which included rent-boy, skid-mark, Virgin & Tulip, had a down-down. Some walkers were accused of actually running and have some how lost sight of the purpose of the Hash: It’s about drinking NOT running!!

One Virgin today named Marianne, which upset the RA to no end. And Tania’s little ones, who bravely held their own and gave the group the best down-down witnessed in a long time.

The DO-Re-Mi song was sadly attempted, no one knew the words and it sounded like shit. Next time, if you want to bring an new song into the circle bring the bloody words to distribute.

Hash Shit-

Virgin Marianne was selected be cause the RA does not like competition…
Rent-Boy – for something ridiculous
F*cking Nobody – for a crappy illegible map
Boxer – for being too chatty on his mobile
Dead-Loss – for being a returnee
Boogie-Boobs – For sending the Beer truck to get the t-shirts

Winner is: Boogie Boobs