Hash Trash 1540
28 January 2013
Venue: Jackies Bar
Hares: Second Cumming, Cockroach, Still Can’t Get It Up Adam
GM: Cockroach
RA: Shaggy Haggis

This Hash was a long time ago, and all I can remember about it now was that there were two beer stops. My notebook however has a better memory. Gary Glitter said that the trail was far too hilly, there were not enough beer stops, and that it wasn’t wet enough. Bushbanger said the walk was very nice (sic) apart from the large crevice – whose crevice this was and whether it was front or back we never found out. NWH will also be from the Second Cumming stable – come on Hashers let’s have a trail out of you.

The GM called Wounded Knee and Nurse Ratched unsung heroes of the MacTilda Hash for using their Yellow Submarine for ship-to-shore communications when the GM had got so fed up of people bombarding him with complaints that he had switched his mobile off. As always, the RA made the most of the lost property – some Hashers seemed to be taking a fancy to other Hasher’s keys – but we have never had a mask and snorkel left behind before – someone said it belonged to a Frenchman, to which Wet Dream responded “Yeh – a frogman”. You know, French and frogs – frogmen – -aw, forget it. Bushbanger and Easy Let were taking it in turns to goose the RA, and he must have liked it, because he let them go unpunished. Squirrel was in trouble for falling over in a blatant attempt to steal Wounded Knee’s name. There was a lot of loose talk from certain Harriettes about tampons, or it might have been talk about loose tampons – my notebook is not very clear on the matter. Slappa, Just Dames, and Inspector Gadget were hauled up for talking on their mobiles – a point of information here: it is not illegal (yet) in Tanzania to use a mobile while hashing, but you could get done under Section 69 (iv)(f) for ‘hashing without due care and attention’. Miscreants were made to take their Down Downs in Atholl Brose – which the RA assured them had been strained through Panty Pocket’s panties overnight – despite this it still looked and tasted remarkably like snot.

Candidates for Hashit this week including Bushbanger for phone sex, Just Patrick for being inappropriately dressed (despite Hash T-shirts being available) and Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for wimping out on the run after the first check. On this occasion Hashers didn’t have the courage to award the Hashit to one of the fair sex (sic) so it went to Just Patrick by default. And the Circle ended with the singing of Swing Low Sweet Chariot.

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