HASH TRASH
Run number: 1537
7 January 2013 @ Arizona Grill
Hares: Cockroach, Shaggy Haggis, Wet Dream

Nutcracker said it was soft, short and sweet, but it was unclear if she was talking about Wet Dream’s bottom or the walk. Dumbfooch failed to mention how lost the runners were as an excuse for how they came tricking into the OnIn.

Two blackberries, a phone and keys were forgotten (three of these items by the same lady!) and the GM egregiously forgot the keys to the beer truck. AC/DC forgot something too, but I’ve forgotten what it was. At this point, what appeared to be bodily fluids flooded the circle, and Just James (blue) was volunteered as health and safety officer. Just James (green) added to the puddle with new shoes, which conveniently for him would not hold water – nor would his socks. Nutcracker served as hash cleaner and managed well, but was outdone later by Inspector Gadget when both Arusha-sha-sha and Mother Nature added to the slippery mix.

TakaTracka, Just James the green, Slappa and Rock Climber were caught in misdemeanors of wiggling, enticing children, showing compassion to Salty Gonads and jumping in shit. Returnees were Cock Dr., Inspector Gadget, Just James the blue, Slappa, DumbAss, LateCumer. LittleMG is departing and drank with her parents to a hashy rendition from The Sound of Music.

Visitors and Virgins:
-- Rug Rat, from Edinburgh (that explains the Scottish pants), brought by Shaggy, with NO FSP (or no sex? Or just no to the RA?)
-- Just Jackie and Just Chris (a former GM unwilling to divulge his has name?) from Hong Kong, brought by SquireL and Nutcracker with FSP of 22.
-- Billie, who was led astray by Little MG, is from Denmark, and has FSP of Chinese jumping frog (to the chagrin many, no demonstration)
-- Bruno, a sailor friend of Nutcracker’s, 69
-- Chris, from SA, enticed to the hash by Cock-a-holic

Shaggy Haggis and Up and Adam were serenaded with Hashy Birthday, and that couple whose secret to marriage is WetDream and bOOgiebOObs were brought into the circle for their anniversary.

Hash Shit nominees were Cock Dr, Cockaholic, Just James and Cockroach. Despite the fact that (a) the GM proudly wore the gear from the previous week, (b) his violations included losing the hashers and forgetting the key to the beer truck, and (c) there are no rules on the hash, in a twisted interpretation of the rules, the innocent Wounded Knee was awarded the gear. He didn’t get too much sympathy later when he privately admired the hash gear a little too much and boasted that he’d never been Dar HHH Shit before.

The circle ended with a teaser about the MacTilda Hash on Sunday, 27 January around Bongoyo and the traditional hymn. Good burgers served at real tables made for a comfortable end to the night.

Next Week’s Hash – hosted by Inspector Gadget, his dog Brain and a couple of birds at the Inspector’s house near Collosseum.
Nurse Ratchet