Hash Trash 1521
24 September 2012
Venue: Mosquito Heaven
Hares: Banzai, Panty Pockets
GM: Cockroach
Guest RA: Sir LanceseSlot aided ? by Outlaw
Another great Hash. Good, fast, smelly run; Circle kicked off promptly, was funny and didn’t drag on and on; the food was tasty and plentiful; there was plenty of beer, softies and Saki, and; a whole range of mozzie repellents and condoms were available for those who needed protection (But is there any evidence that wearing a condom prevents you getting bitten? Ed). There were even two different ranges of Hash clothing and accessories on sale. Is it too much to hope that the Dar Hash is finally back on track?
Next weeks Hash is at Hitler’s Bunker. I think it is somewhere near the Chancellery building, but a map will be sent out – or not. Boxer and Brainless were in trouble for being SCB’s, as were the Inappropriately Dressed, who included the CrapperO’Napper, Just Scott, Sparkle, KilinDogo, and loads of others. Returnees included the world renowned Nasty Pasty, EweShagger, Just Samira, Quiet Night in with the Wife, Fully Fitted, Nite Rider, Tiny Sausage, DukaWallah, and loads of others. Brainless and Nasty Pasty were invited to take the Hashtronaut test and failed spectacularly – it was a night when more beer went on the ground than down the throats of Hashers. Due respect was given to our VIPs (Very Important Pissers?) Brainless from the Nairobbery Hash, and Shafted (aka Shaft Ed) an ex-GM of the Ballarat Hash. And when one GM drinks, all………. The Deputy Guest Religious Advisor, Outlaw, rose to the task of interrogating the sole Virgin (Just Jamilla) – when asked, in a very fatherly way about her FSP, she shouted WOW (woman on woman?) but then whispered something in his ear – which being the gentleman he is, he refused to divulge. The Hashit went to Nite Rider, who made Just Jamilla come, but didn’t want anyone to know how. And the Circle ended with SLSC.
On On
BoB