Hash Trash 1416 - at Close Encounters’ and Extra Testicle’s landing pad
17 January 2011

Hares: Extra Testicle, Mr. Bombastic, Close Encounters

GM: Flatulence

RA: Wounded Knee

Scribe: Shark Killer

There were no marks and yet Knight Rider said it was a well set trail. There was some ocean, some beer and lots of sewage.

NWH will be at Nuts for Love’s mansion, although when called in the circle as trail mistress, she could not remember this. We honoured her with the dum dum song.

Announcements:

MacTilda hash on 23rd Jan at Bongoyo – the boat will leave Slipway at 8.30am.

Euro-Hash South of Holland 27-29 May

Zanzibar Hash – book now, check email

Kilimanjaro half marathon – talk to Flatulence

Forgetful Bastards: there was a virgin dude with a handbag that flatulence tried to hit on. For some reason he stopped on learning he was a virgin.

Inappropriately dressed:

Shark Killer (wore a t-shirt proclaiming self love), Caligula and Pinocchio (who wore a hash G string that nobody wanted to see – well except Flatulence, but Horni Goat kept him in check).

Returnees: Centre Fold, Knight Rider, Flatulence, Foxy Pussy, My Little Pony, Nurse Ratchet, Dominatrix, Brazilian Lawn, Mr. Bombastic, an Elephant Balls look alike.

Departees: Knight Rider, Wet Spot, Extra Testicle, Twitcher

Virgins:

Tenshi from Japan, Namura made him come, his FSP is “sitting up so you can see”, Namura emphatically described his own FSP as “backside, hit hit hit” – now put those two together.

Jack from LA, Wounded Knee made him come, FSP – he’s a virgin, so just on his own.

Surge from Mosco, the hash website made him come (it wasn’t that kind of website, darn those new pictures of Horni Goat and Foxy Pussy!), he likes missionary.

Flatulence let the power of being GM get to his head and decided Gary Glitter would be Hashit for being at the Irish Pub with two non hashers instead of coming to the hash. Foxy Pussy donned the gear as a Gary Glitter look alike (Lousy Head took a very long time trying to clasp the red bra on her; he obviously isn’t just lousy in the head).

On on

Shark Killer