Run No : 1193

Date : Sad Saturday 7 April 2007

Venue : Rock Garden, Morogoro

Hares : Wet Dream, Prawn

As the day before, an amazing turnout of Dar hashers, considering the time they slept. Even My Little Pony was eventually prised out of his pit, but narry a one of the mooted Morogoro crowd to be seen. Late Cummers magic poster with the wrong dates was mentioned in passing as a possible cause of the Morogoro stay-away.

The runners were suitably attired in the wedding finery for the celebration of Fat Bastard and Bitch’s wedding, and a dirty and wet set of walkers and runners returned from the ‘easy’ ‘day after’ trails. The altar was set up across the path into the rock gardens so that every visitor would appreciate the spectacle, but due to poor alcohol control on the weddings eve, the bridegroom had mislaid his dress (he maintains someone nicked it but I ask you, did you see that shiny sequined black number, he just hid it to avoid the embarrassment. easily embarrassed is our Bitch, ask any Dar hasher). The bride was providing a singular sight depending on which way she lent and therefore which one fell out, and the Kili was in demand. Wot more can a hasher expect. A moving service was conducted by Bothways as RA, after Prawn led the bride in to the circle, and marital advice of varying types was offered to them both. A quick secret huddle of harriettes showed Fat Bastard what to expect and how to deal with it, but she maintained her dignity and remained unphased and untroubled by it all - possibly a touch red in the face but we politely (haha) put that down to the running.

A convoy moved the pack on to that other hotel, which had promised a free beer to anyone in a wedding dress, but we was robbed and even the wedding couple had to pay their own way. And to add insult to injury, eventually they were abandoned by everyone and had to get a taxi back to Kola Hills where mcuch gathering of stray clothing was followed by a sad departure of the hashers.

Written from blurred memory, but truthfully told.

ON ON

Squire L